Question Everything.

A blog containing my fanfiction, art, cosplay, and everything Welcome to Night Vale. I can't definitively tell you what I'll post, but there's a good chance it'll be cecilos. If you have any questions, I'd love to talk to you! (I'm genderqueer and use they/them pronouns. <3)

[wearereadyforwar]

Thoughts on Triptych

...What is this background music??? Gosh, how long has it been since I listened to this show?

MY BABY

help me

“Kevin: Strexcorp? That faux friendly big business corporate monster? Don’t talk to me about them. Strexcorp is the worst! Strex has been buying up a few of the businesses here in Desert Bluffs, and I am not happy about it.” Loud, inhuman screeching

MY BABY. MY TWISTED BABY IS HERE, PRE-STREXIFIED HHHH

Oh my god, it’s also canon that he loves big government I’m screaming

Canon: Both Kevin and Cecil love cats.

“Sharing what we have” yOU MEAN HE’S A COMMUNIST TOO?? HOLY SHIT, HOW RIGHT WAS I???

BBY NOO

I’m sorry I wish I could say more but I’m having too many feelings

“I put my own body, this fragile thing, in between the Strex representatives and the entrance to the building, but they forced their way past me using ethically brutal methods that left me forever physically changed!” Is that how he got the mouth scars??

kevin my smol son

my child

pls come here and let me love you

Daniel!!

“Daniel will keep a close eye, and if anything seems wrong, well…me and some Strexcorp executive or another will head right over to set things right.” 

A Strexcorp executive, huh? ;) 

no

wait what

wait no

I don’t want an old, decrepit Kevin don’t do this to me

I’m picturing something like The Face of Bo, but humanoid and sad and smol

“I think about what I could have been if I had never encountered Strex. I imagine an entire life without them. It makes me happy. I picture every detail, I try to live it in real time, but it is only a slight, sweet fiction, and dissolves like sugar into water”

i think i’m actually crying

oh my god

oh my god it’s getting worse

no

NO

“Stay tuned next for a feeling in your chest that will never quite sit right with you again.” OH, I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR THAT FEELING

so yes anyway please send help and some tissues and maybe an ambulance b/c I think my heart is broken

[themoreyoustrex]

Introducing: A New WTNV Roleplay Event

//So, christopherrose-pa and I brainstormed, and here’s what we got:

Strexcorp is trying to take over Night Vale via seats on Night Vale’s City Council. They already hold three of the ten seats, but they hope to increase that number in the upcoming election. Meanwhile, other, more sinister forces are at work in both Night Vale and Desert Bluffs, and no citizen can ignore the feeling that something is coming.

Sound vague? Of course it does! Why? Because this is a plot that you all are going to help write. Victoria and I have some basic plotlines that we want to introduce, but the details are up to everyone involved. 

The idea is this: Every week, we’ll release an update. A sort of weekly newsletter that both mentions any notable events that occurred in the threads (that you all wrote!) that week, and introduces some kind of new conflict/event that will help fuel threads for the following week. Victoria and I will keep track of all threads in this universe, so everyone will be mentioned at least once! But here’s the cool thing: The plot event for the following week can be based off of plotlines that develop as people interact. Nothing is set in stone. For example, we planned to do x for the weekly plot, but roleplayers A and B started up a really cool sideplot that we think can extend to everybody. So, the weekly plot changes to y to accommodate this new twist.

To start, we need a group of 10 roleplayers - three DB characters and 7 NV ones -  to serve as members of the city council. These characters will be used for plot purposes, but they’ll have no more authority over the plot than anyone else - we’ll make sure of that. Almost everyone is invited to apply, but here are the rules: 1. Only one of each canon character can be on the council. (That way we don’t end up with 5 Cecils.) OC’s are welcome. 2. Only one character per mun on the council. 3. The blog has to be fairly active - we need to rely on you to be available for relatively speedy responses so that we can move the plot along.

Note for all concerned parties: This plot takes place in a universe where the Strex Family does not exist. Ergo, with the possible exception of Diego (in his original universe in which he is the sole face of Strex), no Strex Family characters will be able to participate. We want this to be a positive environment where everyone’s creative ideas can flourish, and while the other Strex Family muns are more than welcome to join with non-Strex Family characters, the characters themselves are not a part of this universe. 

We also don’t want God characters in this universe, whether they be Smiling or otherwise. This is solely for plot purposes, and isn’t personal in the slightest!

Aside from the exceptions listed above, this plot is open to everyone! All you have to do is shoot us a message telling us that you’d like to be part of the plot, we’ll add your URL to the list of roleplayers on the blog, and you’ll be good to go!

Also, please know that even though we only want one of each canon character on the council, multiples of any character can participate in the universe overall, as long as they allow for the existence of other versions of their character. (This might mean that you end up roped into a thread with another version of the character you play. Just go with it!)

So, what do you guys think? Do you like this idea? Questions, comments, concerns? Let me know! This can’t happen without the support of all of you.

[ralseicore-moved]

we know nothing about pine cliff except that it’s filled with ghosts so you can’t prove that all the ghosts there AREN’T a bunch of cute goopy blob friends floatin around

[ralseicore-moved]

thsi is the host of pine cliff community radio,, his name is ghost mcgee and he is very blobby

[hans-the-liesmith-deactivated20]

my last name is mcgee can i be related to ghost mcgee

he very cute

[vantasticmess]

Welcome to Night Vale is like those tumblr posts where there’s a picture of something horrible and everyone is commenting on the mundane details.  Like the one of Barbie with a bathtub full of Barbie parts and everyone complains she left blood on the floor and didn’t wash her hands.

That is Nightvale.

That’s the whole show.

[openthedooritschip]

#barbie what are you doing #don’t just leave your towels on the floor like that #why you’re almost as bad as that stEVE CARLSBERG

[oldfashionedsoftmeatscrown]

it’s been a while since i had new marcearl ideas:

earl being really into marcus’s angelness and marcus super not wanting him to touch his wings

marcus being really into some physical feature of earl’s and earl being so not about that (eg “hey let me count your freckles” “no please try to forget i have them”)

earl offering to cook for marcus one evening and marcus expecting a fancy dinner and instead getting something homey and cooked over a fire

marcus loving the homey cooked over a fire meal anyway because earl made it

earl letting marcus’s personal chef make them a meal and being unable to remark on how he could have made it better

marcus being really picky about what he eats and earl wanting to cook things for him and getting really fed up that marcus won’t try things

earl cooking dinner for marcus only to find out he has a food allergy to one of the ingredients

marcus managing to take up an entire luxurious king sized bed by himself ‘cause he’s used to it and earl being stuck with curling up at a free edge if he doesn’t want to be plastered to some part of his boyfriend

[driftingdoll]

Memorize this list. Memorize it now. It will not now, nor ever, be repeated. Memorize this list for your safety and protection. We cannot tell you when or where you will need to know it but when you do, you will be safe. Here is the list. The List shirt @ Redbubble

[nightvalecommunityfanon]

According to children in the Night Vale Middle School, the Final Exams are graded by how imaginative your answers are. Also, most of those answers have to be based off of real-life experiences. Those answers are then sent into another dimension where a man named Cecil Baldwin reads them off, not knowing the events actually happened, and not knowing that the sender is Cecil Palmer himself.

[nightvalequotes]

A so-called angel said in a statement, “I have donated a coffee table made of human bones to charity, and will use the money I save on taxes to invest in the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex because angels, if we were real, would certainly love to bowl. Or whatever,” the creature added.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

[quotesfromnightvale]

I would like to start this emergency press conference with a joke. Ok! What did the dog say to the bartender? DEATH IS JUST A TONE OF SOIL, BUT THEN MY FRIEND, SO IS LIFE!

Pamela Winchall

[quotesfromnightvale]

Citizens, there is a murderer among us, striking at us from the shadows! –Yeah, so what. This morning my wrist was sore! I don’t know why! I woke up and it was sore! Does anyone know why?! If you know why, please notify a town official. I think it’s probably a joint thing.

Pamela Winchall

[wearereadyforwar]

Pamela: Are plants a thing?

Cecil: Pure fiction.

Carlos: *nods in approval in the Desert Otherworld*

[angelshawke]

Visit Original Link

All of Carlos’ nicknames for Cecil from Voicemail episode.

[admannn]

[samtherandomperson]

look at these nerds

[angelshawke]

Visit Original Link

All of Carlos’ nicknames for Cecil from Voicemail episode.

[catfishcafe]

I wonder what Pamela is going to think of her successor

[taylourasaur]

clean for a smiling god?

Hmmp. I do not believe in a ‘smiling god’. The New Management can try to force it on us, but we Night Valeans are stronger.