Thoughts on Triptych
...What is this background music??? Gosh, how long has it been since I listened to this show?
MY BABY
help me
“Kevin: Strexcorp? That faux friendly big business corporate monster? Don’t talk to me about them. Strexcorp is the worst! Strex has been buying up a few of the businesses here in Desert Bluffs, and I am not happy about it.” Loud, inhuman screeching
MY BABY. MY TWISTED BABY IS HERE, PRE-STREXIFIED HHHH
Oh my god, it’s also canon that he loves big government I’m screaming
Canon: Both Kevin and Cecil love cats.
“Sharing what we have” yOU MEAN HE’S A COMMUNIST TOO?? HOLY SHIT, HOW RIGHT WAS I???
BBY NOO
I’m sorry I wish I could say more but I’m having too many feelings
“I put my own body, this fragile thing, in between the Strex representatives and the entrance to the building, but they forced their way past me using ethically brutal methods that left me forever physically changed!” Is that how he got the mouth scars??
kevin my smol son
my child
pls come here and let me love you
Daniel!!
“Daniel will keep a close eye, and if anything seems wrong, well…me and some Strexcorp executive or another will head right over to set things right.”
A Strexcorp executive, huh? ;)
no
wait what
wait no
I don’t want an old, decrepit Kevin don’t do this to me
I’m picturing something like The Face of Bo, but humanoid and sad and smol
“I think about what I could have been if I had never encountered Strex. I imagine an entire life without them. It makes me happy. I picture every detail, I try to live it in real time, but it is only a slight, sweet fiction, and dissolves like sugar into water”
i think i’m actually crying
oh my god
oh my god it’s getting worse
no
NO
“Stay tuned next for a feeling in your chest that will never quite sit right with you again.” OH, I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR THAT FEELING
so yes anyway please send help and some tissues and maybe an ambulance b/c I think my heart is broken












