im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on
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we're not kids anymore.

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on
I'm conducting some research. Please tell me which of these horror clowns you recognize. Some are better known than others. Name them in the tags, or the reply section, or in reblogs, I need to know! Comment even if you know one or none of them. Thanks!
happy ides of March
It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
let's not pretend we don't all have private bookmarks we'd rather not talk about
new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one
The solar calendar marks a day (or solar term) in the spring called 啓蟄 keichitsu, literally "awakening of insects." It's when hibernating insects, frogs, snakes, lizards, and other creatures are supposed to wake up and come out of the ground.
In 2025, keichitsu will fall on March 5 (it's usually sometime around March 6). I don't want to miss it again next year, so I am reblogging this post five months in advance and then throwing it in my queue for good measure!
TLDR: Trust OP! New and magnificent beasts WILL arise from the muck! Sometime around March 6.
🔪 knife stop 🔪
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on
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Finally, we have them all.
As we descend into The Holiday Season, please remember that it actually is offensive to wish somebody "Happy Holidays" right now.
Because just look around, no one is happy. Try these Dystopia Approved alternatives instead:
Incipient Holidays!
May your Forced Social Obligations be brief!
Tolerable Holidays!
I hope your work schedule is merciful!
Season's Shriekings!
Caffeine and Comfort to you and yours!
It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
oh god has it been that long?
Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.
Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh
KIDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ADULTS TRYING TO FORCE SEXIST STEREOTYPES ONTO THEM WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind
had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there
tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck
Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians
I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???
AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:
Creating ships for the tax write-off
Creating ships to get that fucking whale.
Creating ships to block the trade canals
Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!
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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot