maybe i don’t know

Michelle • Leo • Human Disaster My heart's on my sleeve, but I mostly wear t-shirts.

[givemearmstopraywith]

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[segamascott]

[rathockey]

i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

[amarguerite]

One very stupid thing that bothers me in historical romances and fanfic is the fact that male characters often take off shirts but stay in their breeches. The breeches aren’t the last layer of underwear, the shirt is. The shirt is the body linen— that’s the thing that goes against the skin and is the first thing to be put on and the last thing to be taken off— that’s the thing that is sewn by hand by wife/ sister/ daughter/ mother partly out of a lack of extensive manufacturing but because it is the most intimate layer of clothing and you don’t want a stranger’s work against your skin.

Is it just because to modern eyes it would look silly? Is this a case of “I got too interested in the material culture of body linens in the Regency era and now I know too much to enjoy myself”??

[janey-jane]

bless 2020 emma for giving us a scene of mr. knightly dressing (it was short but loved that it included his valet - upper class men also had help dressing and undressing! - and proper dressing order and him tucking his shirt between his legs as his breeches/trousers go on **infinite chefs kisses**)

we often get scenes of women dressing in period pieces but similar scenes with men are very rare and it's a damn shame.

[kingfucko]

like you got your shirt wrapped around and tucked in to be your underwear... the very act of taking the shirt off to do the anachronistic shirtless with breeches look would be way more complicated than the people who perpetuate the anachronism ever imagined

[amarguerite]

You get it!

[theonevoice]

Also knowing these bits of fashion history is so priceless when you read old novels and stories. Like, once you know that a shirt was also underwear you really get how *bad* it is when in Anna Karenina Levin discovers the day of his wedding that they packed away all his clean shirts and he has no fresh linen to wear.

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

[couriernewvegas]

[egberts]

[getouism]

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

[horrorwebs]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[ashstfu]

i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:

my favorite fictional characters and music

every person on this earth and their opinion of me

the crushing psychological weight of being alive

[vexwerewolf]

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

[valtsv]

every day i wash and dress myself like a wound

[valtsv]

every night i fester and ache like - yeah. you get the idea.

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[apocalypse-arising]

[heartpeacenquiet]

It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.