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[wearycommuter]

If you could NOT smoke right before getting on a bus for an hour, that'd be greeeaaaat. You smell like an ashtray and I can't breathe.

[wearycommuter]

If I can hear you over the music blasting from my headphones, you are talking too loud.

[wearycommuter]

4-car accident in the Lincoln Tunnel, taking out a lane. No visible damage. You really couldn't have just dealt with this outside of the tunnel?

[wearycommuter]

Oh, you know, just my bus driver texting and driving.

[wearycommuter]

Heard on the radio that NYC is on Obamalock and UNlock, so getting to my office a block away should be a whole lot of fun today. Maybe they'll shut down 42nd street so that the president can hit up Gap again.

[wearycommuter]

Public transportation is such a joy. There's a guy hacking up a lung in front of me, and two oblivious idiots having an unnecessarily loud conversation behind me. Thank god for headphones.

[wearycommuter]

Well, that explains why I'm constantly walking through a cloud of smoke

[wearycommuter]

I will never understand people who get on a bus or train and decide that's a wonderful time to have a loud conversation. Shut the fuck up.

[wearycommuter]

My bus driver is training a newbie today. He just told her not to be afraid to take up both lanes on 42nd street. And this is why I hate driving in the city.

[wearycommuter]

Things I forgot about the city during my blissful four-month break from commuting: - How many people smoke. Smoke in face EVERYWHERE. - How disgustingly hot the city is in August. I am so sticky. - How rude people are. Some bitch nearly plowed me over on the sidewalk this morning. Thank god I now only have to commute twice a week!

[wearycommuter]

I don't know what's more annoying, the fact that it's hot on the bus or the fact that people will not shut the fuck up about it.

[wearycommuter]

There are too many smokers in this goddamn city. It's impossible to walk down the street without getting a face full of secondhand smoke. I'm getting so disgusted with you, NYC, and I am not going to miss you over these next 3 months.

[wearycommuter]

The guy next to me on the bus has been coughing for the entire ride. PSA, people: if you're sick, stay home. You're not nearly as important as you think you are.

[wearycommuter]

Being 8 months pregnant is awesome. No one ever wants to bother me on the bus, so I get a row to myself practically every day going home. And because I have such a long commute, I will be working from home after this week until I give birth. That means no more commuting until mid-August. Woohoo!!!!!

[wearycommuter]

The people on this bus are so fucking weird sometimes. Two people gave the driver a hard time because he stopped literally 20 feet before the marked bus stop. These people need to reevaluate their lives.

[wearycommuter]

Dear Lady in Front of Me on the Bus, The reason your seat won't recline is because I have my knees pressed up against it to block it. #sorrynotsorry. I'm pregnant, I need my space. Love, The Weary Commuter

[wearycommuter]

Today's commute is off to a great start... while trying to pull my car out of the driveway today, some idiot was idling his car at the base, blocking my way. I honked once, honked twice, honked 8 more times before he finally got the message and moved. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 6:15 in the morning.