~dirt girl extraordinaire~

Bane to invasive plants everywhere. Beach grass quivers before me. Put a leash on your ornamentals, please. trans (27, She/it) 18+

[titsay]

[depsidase]

[tiramistical]

maybe a hot take: werewolves are just as interesting as vampires and deserve more media representation !!!

[fabledfairyflower]

Wolfy 🍖

[the-cuix]

What drives you so, to overcome this supposed curse?

[the-cuix]

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

[animentality]

[afruitfulendeavor]

are werewolves able to avoid transforming by moving through timezones such that they're never in one where the full moon is rising

life if theres a specific time that the transformation occurs can they just jump between timezones to skip it

[gralienz]

[OC Art] The greaser werewolf Eugene with his hipster vampire girlfriend Mel.

[witchesofmysticchurch]

Bitten werewolves >>>>> Born werewolves

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[girlfromcomputer]

Programmed my combat doll to have an intense sexual reaction to someone being in her internals to make maintenance easier/get her attached to me to manipulate her, except I didn't think it through and she came so hard she fried her limb servos when she got violently speared through the chest on mission :/

[that-one-anime-writer]

G/T Dialogue for Story Inspiration!!

“That’s it. I’ve had it. In my pocket you go.”

“I can make that jump! You just have to trust me!”

“Little one? No please don’t hide again!”

“Christ- you’re huge. Wait- is that offensive? IM SORRY-“

“Stop moving! I don’t wanna drop you-“

“Cities look entirely different from this point of view…”

“Why are they running? I just wanted friends…”

“See this needle? You do NOT wanna be on the other side of it- big guy!”

“You literally bought me a tiny Remote control car…”

“God you’re adorable! I might just keep you like this- kidding! Unless-“

[captain-clandestiny]

1 - "That's it. I've had it. In my pocket you go."

"Wait, what? Hey! What'd I do-?!"

"You're blowing my camouflage."

[mollyjames]

quick little halply doodle for this morning

[transfemininomenon]

moth girl giggling and blushing kicking her feet in the air writing in a pretty pink journal with a cute glittery pen and when you look at the page its just a bunch of drawings of streetlamps

[kf1n3]

I had to