Optical Illusions

Uchiha Itachi. independent. selective.

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“...I see.”

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oh god royal aus

“your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au

“we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)

princess diaries style “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au

alternately, “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au

“i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au

“my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au

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Markiplier FNaF3 Sentence Starters

"Not that I'm desperate for his call and attention or whatever."

"But you know some company would be nice."

"I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm FIIIIINE."

"And that twitchy bunny isn't helping very much."

"That's a spectacular spectacle!"

"I don't want to follow him!"

"Why am I following him?"

"Bunny bastard bitch balls."

"He's right outside my goddamn door."

"I see you! I see you there!"

"And that goddamn fan."

"And that does a thing. Which is good."

"I'm gonna high five ya later before I punch ya in the face and then I'm gonna punch you in the face some more because I don't like ya."

"And then I'm gonna hug you."

"And I'm very skilled and capable and smart and stuff."

"You want some cake? Caaaake?"

"Godamnit son of a biiiiiiitch."

"Thank you for the friendly reminder that everything is going horribly for me."

"This is how it's done!"

"Not like that, running into a table."

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Icebreaker starters!

"Are you alright?"

"Can you open this for me?"

"Where am I?"

"Who are you?"

"It's freezing out here!"

"Can you show me where the nearest store is?"

"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"

"How did you find me?"

"Can I hide here for a few minutes?"

"What are you making?"

"Help! Someone help me!"

"I'm lost..."

"That smells delicious!"

"I can't do this!"

"I think this is your mail."

"Is that mine? I've been looking everywhere for this!"

"Run!"

"That was close..."

"How did you find this place?"

"Is this yours?"

"I think you dropped this."

"I've been robbed!"

"Thank you so much!"

"Is this your home?"

"Step into the light, so I can see you..."

"It's dark in here!"

"It's so hot outside!"

"Is that fire?"

"Happy Unbirthday!"

"What's that?"

"Why am I here?"

"Can you help me find something?"

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DEATH WATER. GET IT. BECAUSE I FUCKING DROWNED. IN WATER. SO FUCKING FUNNY ISN’T IT GET IT BECAUSE I FUCK ING DIED. DEATH. WATER.

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He would like to enjoy his tea in peace. It is a good brew.

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      Sweat still glistening on his forehead and his hands buried in the pockets of his pants, he stood before his brother. 

                                                ❝ It did. ❞

Though still not in the form he’d like to be in, he could see the progress he was making. It was a relief to not have to meet his own standards anymore and to go at a decent pace to rebuild the his strength. 

                       ❝ You got some tea left? ❞

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“Mm,” he hums noncommittally, satisfied that he sustained no serious injuries, and grasps a spare cup sitting beside the pot to pour into. He sets it across the table before kneeling back.

“You are pleased with your development, then?” He phrases it as a question to be sure, but from what he can perceive, Sasuke is content - and this takes precedence. He only finds regret in his inability to partake in a serious spar together, but it could not be helped.

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“THAT BASTARD SAID WHAT?!” There was no hiding the shrill crack that came at the end of his exclamation, that might as well been heard all the way in Suna and beyond. That Sasuke…did he think he was being funny? Or was he slowly but surely trying to ruin Naruto’s reputation? “Make me cry, huh, I’ll be the one makin’ him cry when I’m through, ‘ttebayo.” 

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The outburst did little to startle him; he has heard stories about the boisterous blond. “He was mistaken then, I see,” he states simply. That was a relief at least, but he had a different problem at hand now. While it might be therapeutical for Sasuke to learn to express vulnerability, the circumstances were not ideal. Itachi makes a calculated decision to intervene.

“Ah, there is no need for that. I am sure my brother did not intend to insult you.”

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“And what is it that you have learned?”

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“You do not sound optimistic,” he observes.

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03.

He is regarded with suspicion by the general populace, but is left alone by most. There are those who continue to fear and actively avoid him just as there are those who make an effort not to ostracize him.

Those belonging to ANBU are among the latter group, sympathizing most with the sacrifices required for the sake of loyalty.

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Has anyone else noticed what incredible grumpy expressions Itachi makes?

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The past beats inside me like a second heart.

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i felt the honest to god need to share my fave Kisame moments so here enjoy

from this sick rap here

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“This may be an odd question--- but how did you meet Father?” He did little to prepare her for the inquiry, and regrets it, but it is too late now. There is a point to this, his stature suggests, heavy with contemplation.

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“Is that not a good thing?”

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“Naruto-kun. Sasuke tells me he made you cry today?” He is sure it was an exaggeration, but there was no harm in checking.