[lucydacusgirl]

People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

[prole-log]

[flipocrite]

[daily-lifeprotips]

When people make disparaging comments, just say thank you.

“You’ve gain weight” “Thank you” “…”

Then they have to either settle with being misunderstood or double down and explicitly explain that they were intentionally being unkind.

I work at a church and religious people use coded language to say crummy things in camouflaged/passive aggressive ways. Today someone told me, “that was an…interesting sermon…”

“Thank you.” <smile>

Then I got to watch them squirm as they tried to decide how to respond.

Tl;dnr: when people are passive aggressive, just say thank you.

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[liquor]

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

[fatherharlot]

[oneheadtoanother]

[xxredwoodxx]

new flashing youtube ad just dropped. here's the first frame

you have exactly 3/4ths of a second before the flashing lights start. there are three bursts and each lasts just under half a second. they're red and black.

hope this is helpful. consider circulating this.

[official-megumin]

you’d think a huge company would be smart enough to know this is a bad move, but apparently not

[thenewborndeity]

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO SPREAD NORMALLY BUT ALSO HERE IS YET ANOTHER REASON TO SWITCH TO FIREFOX. IT HAS ADBLOCK EXTENSIONS BUILT IN. EVEN ON MOBILE. YOU NEED TO CLICK LIKE 3 BUTTONS TO ACTIVATE IT, SAVING YOU FROM THE NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY VIGILANT ABOUT EVERY YT AD THAT COMES UP.

[galahadwilder]

I'M CRYING I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

How to qualify for Biden's new student loan forgiveness plan

President Joe Biden on Wednesday announced his plan to address student loan debt, which includes debt forgiveness for certain borrowers and

[myrrhemaid]

Folks: Back in June the Biden administration also made it possible to claim LOAN CANCELLATION for over a hundred predatory for-profit colleges. Thousands are illegible for total relief-- return of money paid, and credit score readjustment. Now that other student relief action is in the news a LOT of people are just learning about Borrowers Defense.

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[radicalgraff]

“The only dangerous minority is the rich”

[legsdemandias]

This hack will save your teeth: there are no “right” and “wrong” times to brush your teeth.

[legsdemandias]

It gets in your head that you brush after eating when you wake up and when you go to sleep. Yeah that’s all well and good, but those are times that don’t have a lot of motivation and control…So just…brush your teeth at a different time. 

You go to the bathroom in the middle of the day and are like “I should brush my teeth” DO IT!!!! Don’t listen to the other half of that sentence that says “shit but it’s not the right time” 

I don’t care if you’re about to eat, or get coffee, or whatever. 

If you are there and you want to…do it. 

[legsdemandias]

Honestly this hack will solve most of problems. Just stop assigning meaningless “right” and “wrong” to tasks and start saying “I can pretty much do whatever I want whenever I want and society and its expectations don’t really matter to me”. 

If there’s no barrier in the first place you don’t have to get over it. 

[rylandsgrace]

Sometimes, twitter is funny

[callmeyourala-deactivated202405]

[kitmarlowe]

Right, hard to be conclusive about the cause of death but, uh…Well, it’s going to be plague, isn’t it?

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Charlotte Ritchie raises a square chunk of fried batter to her mouth, saying, “If it turns out to be like a bit of leather or something… I don’t think you’d do that. It would be… OK.” She bites carefully into the batter, then looks at the exposed black filling. She looks up, saying, “It’s a wallet.” End ID.]

[waifu-police]

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank