weasley is our king

"why spiders, why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" "BLOODY HELL!"

[coldheartcd-blog]

            ❝ I said, get the hell out of my face! ❞

[weaslcyking]

“make me parkinson.”

[swectdream]

“ –you.. yes you. Can you possibly tell me where the heck I am I’ve been trying to figure it out for hours now.”

[weaslcyking]

“stonefield, england.” 

For the next hour my muse cannot lie and is insanely blunt to any questions they get on anon

[vicweasleyx]

“Where am I? I definitely wasn’t here before.”

[weaslcyking]

“That’s the question of the year.” 

[enoughncrve-blog]

“by ‘good’ at this point, i really just mean alive. and yeah, harry’s here, so is hermione, tonks, and fred. —oh, and ron ??”

[weaslcyking]

“yeah, it’s crazy how it’s got to that point innit? that good means alive. oh cool- a lot of people are here and safe. yeah gin?” 

[enoughncrve-blog]

“right. so they’re fine then, bill and fleur ?? and the others ?? are they alright ??”

[weaslcyking]

“they’re as good as any of us can be. yeah, as far as u’m aware everyone’s good. you haven’t happened to have heard from harry have you? i haven’t seen him since i...got lost.” 

[bcllcmyblckc]

“England, Earth. Don’t ask how you got here, no one knows. We all just appeared.” 

[weaslcyking]

“It’s not the first time I’ve just appeared somewhere.” 

[mischiefxfred]

“I could have called you Ronald or RonRon, really I chose the lesser of horrible sibling nicknames.” Fred couldn’t believe he was admitting it to himself but he had actually missed his brother and talking with him made him miss the rest of their family as well. It wasn’t the same without all his siblings around. “Something go buggered up then because the last thing I remember is fighting the actual battle against Voldemort. You lot were already back from your quest.”

[weaslcyking]

“That’s true I suppose.” Ron frowned and looked at his brother, confusion etching into his features. “Wait- what? We actually battle You-Know-Who?” He asked, his eyes widening with amazement. I mean- I know it had to happen at some point, but bloody hell.” 

[weaslcyking]

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6. hugging them way too tightly.

ron was surprised to feel hermione embracing him in a hug, he didn’t even mind that her grip felt tight enough to kill him. “it’s okay ‘mione. i’m fine.” he muttered, his own arms moving to wrap around her. “i wouldn’t let myself die yet okay? the war’s barely begun.” 

[weaslcyking]

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9. kissing them softly on the lips: 

it was probably nothing to the girl, just a...simple gesture perhaps? but ron was unused to these sort of things. he’d only ever been with one girl and she was a bit of a nightmare, and maybe he was a bit of a prick at the time to. “oh-uh...thanks?” thanks, if fred and george were there ron would never live that moment down. a girl had kissed him and he had said thanks. he could feel his ears burning as they started to turn red and he tried to hide his embarrassment from the girl stood before him.

[weaslcyking]

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13. telling them they love them for the first time:

ron hadn’t meant to stumble upon a club, he just really needed the loo and this happened to be the first open place. what he didn’t expect from the night was to have a brunette swing her arm over his shoulder and proclaim her love to him. “uh- well that’s- that’s terrific. um- are you drunk?” he spluttered out. the tips of his ears turning red.

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attack hugging them

falling asleep on or next to them

giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had

holding their hand for the first time

hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it

hugging them way too tightly

kissing their forehead or cheek

kissing their neck

kissing them softly on the lips

playfully whacking them with a pillow

sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck

surprise kissing them

telling them they love them for the first time

tickling them

waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair

[everythingscomingupwaters-deact]

“Who doesn’t. Hogwarts, correct? You’re Ron?”

[weaslcyking]

“that’s right...ron weasley. how’d you know that?” 

[rileysweetheartmatthews-deactiv]

“I don’t think you do.”

[weaslcyking]

“oh...sorry i couldn’t have been more help. i’m ron by the way, ron weasley.” 

[toughascottonballsisms]

“Gross..wait a Spider that is big enough to kill you? I mean, I would understand them being poisonous.”

[weaslcyking]

“no it was a huge spider. and it had loads of little man eating baby spiders.” 

[allsargent-deactivated20200620]

“So…Hogwarts?”

[weaslcyking]

“it’s my school. i’m on the quidditch team and everything.” 

[finlayiisms]

“i’ll take that as a yes then. you do you, i’ve seen weirder.”

[weaslcyking]

“what by looking in a mirror? i ain’t got a bloody clue what you’re going on about.”