yer a wizard, barry

my name is autumn and I like stupid stuff.

when you grew up with depression and people ask you what you want to do with your adult life

[bubonickitten]

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

[minivan]

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

[servilekitten-deactivated201707]

[blueberrymuffinz]

Me

[animalrates]

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[angel-chelsi-deactivated2023060]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS BAD LIP READING

[thegreatbigfourmain]

IT IS FROM BAD LIP READING WATCH THE WHOLE THING YOU GUYS IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS

[kyojuuros]

pros to 2016

pokémon go

cons to 2016

literally everything else

[elijahnls-deactivated20210320]

Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*

[virgo-png]

what if i like…didnt fuck up for once??? That would be so lit

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[staraptor]

tfw ur fork too big for ur gotdamn paw

[fingereddickhole]

[olivia-abby-blog]

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

[weasleyhead7]

me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

[australian-government-deactivat]

i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word

[gurofrde]

“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter”

[australian-government-deactivat]

i regret this

[lovelylarayyy]

[therationalnational]

[witchbogs]

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like