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[weatherchanneloffical]

The latest Tweets from Heath (@QuietPaladin). header by @semi_mushi

I have my Twitter again so please follow me on here as well

[moleshow]

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[bunniope]

i got isekai'd but i immediatsly got lost in the elvish woods and an elven sharpshooter put an arrow through my skull so basically i got isekai'd right back here. which is fine that fantasy world probably didn't even have wawa *smash cut to the fantasy world where the elf who killed me is eating a wawa hoagie over my dead body*

[littlewitchbee]

go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[beholdthemem]

At a whopping 17 minutes into the school day, a substitute teacher asked to see my tardy pass, breaking my old record by about 5 hours.

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[girlnextvore]

The 4 types of white lesbians

[lentilsdotcom]

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

[f1inl3ey]

I’d give my brother my kidney but I wouldn’t get him a glass of water

[anxeious]

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[christianstepmoms]

[elegantmarigold]

I'm obsessed with her already, so excited for your revenge tour queen I wish you the best

[pattern-recognition]

Charlie Kirk suspect's bullet casings engraved with taunting, anti-fascist messages

Shell casings from the slaying of conservative youth leader Charlie Kirk bore anti-fascist and taunting messages, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said

this just sent me through the five stages of grief in five seconds

[transjinako]

Really glad that the new main characters of fire emblem are three black people and their vampirically white cracker friend

[ashendalia]

5 MORE YEARS OF 3 HOUSES DISCOURSE

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Imagine being on the Teams team and getting a team Teams call that your team needs to work on Teams onsite because working on Teams on Teams isn’t a good way to work in teams