The Bride of the Demon Cipher @weavinggrxvitysdreams - Tumblr Blog

Hey, fun fact:

You know what this blog does not accept?

GUILT.

TRIPS.

Earlier today, I had someone on IM wanting to RP with me. I politely declined, saying I wasn’t familiar with the fandom that they came from, and it would just make me uncomfortable. They responded with something along the lines of “oh, well, nobody wants to rp with me….it doesn’t matter, i guess….since I’ll be leaving this world tomorrow…”

IF THAT ISN’T A GUILT TRIP, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GUILT TRIP ME. THIS WILL END UP IN AN IMMEDIATE BLOCK. I’M NOT KIDDING, I AIN’T HAVING THAT SHIT HERE.

Thank you for reading.

rpsandstarters

Send me a 🌹 and my muse will react to yours giving them flowers/a flower

angstmemes

Reblog if your muse has ever committed a crime.

yourmusings

RP starters: Injured/death

“Hey, you’re bleeding!”

“Can you move?”

“You will be fine, I promise..”

“Don’t you dare to leave me. Not now.”

“We can get you fixed in no time.”

“Please get up.”

“I refuse to believe it will all end like this!”

“You won’t die, not on my watch!”

“Ouch.. that must hurt “

“Shit, wait.. I’ll patch you up.”

“What were you thinking?! You could’ve killed yourself!”

“I came too late..”

“You should’ve told me earlier.. I could’ve helped you!”

“I swear to god if you die on our way back I’ll kill you.”

“It’s nothing, just a scratch.”

“Look, no need to fuss over me. I’m fine!”

“Well, you see.. It’s a really long story. Will you help me or not?”

“I can’t make it.”

“I am dying. There is nothing you can do about it.”

“It’s not your fault, okay?”

“It just hurts… hurts so goddamn much.”

“Are you going to let me suffer more?”

“There is no happy ending to this.”

“I have been through worse…”

“I’m not going to lie, this is not how I planned this would go down.”

“They came out of nowhere.. I couldn’t react in time.”

“How bad does it look?”

“I knew this day would come.. sooner or later.”

gravityfallsforall

ladyofthefanart

I’m the one in the back and the one on the right

Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]

"Would you sleep with a stranger?"

"You're a god/goddess..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."

"You're my fetish."

"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"

"I wouldn't tell you to stop."

"You're so cute when you're flustered."

"I know you like me, don't deny it."

"You want it, don't you?"

"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"

"Nice ass..."

"God, you're just perfect."

somniaxinsomnium

((ok but Harem!AU. Who’s down for it?))

@mabelpinesfeatwaddles @weavinggrxvitysdreams @bxtsbloodandbxllets @sparklingstar @itrhymeswithtable @clxwnrxyalty @captivatinginnocence

weavinggrxvitysdreams

((YES HOPE AND ROXXY ARE IN

dragons-rpmeme

Send 'Stolen!' for my muses reactions to yours stealing a kiss

yourmusings

RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

memesforu-blog

Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.

❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞ ((you hear that? That's the sound of me not being sorry))

"I stopped being suprised 300 years into our marriage." She chuckled, reaching up to brush the hair from her husband's eyes. "You've got the strongest libido of ny man I've ever met."

likethcrns-moved-blog-deactivat

things said on skype starters.

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞ ❝ Meant to be. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞ ❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞ ❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞ ❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞ ❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞ ❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞ ❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞ ❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞ ❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞ ❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞ ❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞ ❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞ ❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞ ❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞ ❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞ ❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞ ❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞ ❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞ ❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞ ❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞ ❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞ ❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞ ❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞ ❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞ ❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞ ❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞ ❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞ ❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞ ❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞ ❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞ ❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞ ❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞ ❝ May the gay be with us. ❞ ❝ Get your ass back here. ❞ ❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞ ❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞ ❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking penis. ❞ ❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞ ❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞ ❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞ ❝ Stab him. ❞ ❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞ ❝ I’m so gay. ❞ ❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞ ❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞ ❝ Listen bitch. ❞ ❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞ ❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞ ❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞ ❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞ ❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞