am i funny enough for you

Jack ~ 22 ~ OH ~ he/him

[gatheringbones]

Amy Marvin, the first trans poem

[curvyelf-moved]

[georb]

can I get a yippee for AUTISM

[fantasmadebarovia]

[hotboyproblems]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[sizvideos]

[sarahtonin42]

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

[moonblossom]

Our nayme are cow And thru the fense, We stretch our fayce To get a sense Of wrinkly fur And crumbs from sup He taste quite nice We lik the pup

[brood-mother]

me asking my friends to beta my writing

[shadio]

i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!

[justice4artpop-deactivated20180]

trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic

[mrfeetlvr]

So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫

[godiscrazy-deactivated20190714]

[alaskas-bowlegs]

Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk

[saiasus]

[demisatyr]

this post is a mess

[thunderfuckd]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

world heritage post

[iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname]

[jaubaius]

Found something funny🔊

[aliwritesfic-main]

this is smacmccreanor on tiktok shes fantastic

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[ratsilk-deactivated20240107]

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[prettyyinpunkk]

[pettycentral]

[gey4pey]

“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”

[sp-o-o-n]

While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔

[is-there-an-undo-button]

you guys are missing the best part

[homosexualontheloose]

DAMN BITCH

[rootbeergoddess]

He must have been that shitty

[boosyboo9206]

OKAY, BUT, WAIT, I JUST SAW A NEW AD AND lily is just standing at a party

When her friend walks up

And nods her head in this mofo’s direction

To which Lily DOES THIS

BUT IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE SHE NODS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND

And follows up with this

AND THE PAGE MADE THIS THE CAPTION FOR THE AD

SO LILY DIDN’T JUST GET RID OF THE GUY BUT SHE ALSO TOTALLY ROASTED HIM WITHOUT HIM KNOWING.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Y’all Lily’s garden ads are off the shits

[toast-potent]

What Jesus Wants: for humans to be considered better than dogs?? better than RATS?? better than snails?!!??

What Satan Wants: all life forms are good, wonderful; perfect

[anarcho-smarmyism]

My favorite part of the Bible is when it says that whales are God’s second favorite creation after humans

[shitboy96]

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

[sedoretu]

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

[talia3000-blog]

sorry sjws there are only 9 (Nine) genders