Macadamia The Squirrel

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

" Hiya there!

Want a free coffee? "

Hi! I'm Macadamia. (At least that's what I was named!)

I like making coffee and pawing the people of Hatchetfield! I promise I'm not evil or anything! Oh, and—I'm not Peanuts! Peanuts is a girl, I'm a boy! At least I think so, I dunno!

(( refrain from too many suggestive comments, ok! i'm not a minor but this IS a tiny talking squirrel. ))

TAGS

#Semi-Pocket Sized Squirrel - EVERY post has this tag!

#Macadamia Talks - General talking!

#Macadamia Poke - For bugging the people of Hatchetfield!

#Macadamia's Coffee Endeavors - Hey...you're not just bugging me for ONLY free coffee, right? (ASKBOX)

#Macadamia OOC - OOC posts

#Iced Chai Latte - Ted poking! ( For any Ted accounts, primarily @ the-ted-spankoffski-69 )

#Black Coffee - Paul poking! ( For any interactions with Paul accounts )

#Peanuts Mention... - Why her? I'm right here! 3:

#Outside Hatchetfield - Haha, where am I! ( Touching universes outside Hatchetfield / cross RP )

INFO ABOUT MACADAMIA

Macadamia was created on a WHIM. I didn't actually plan this to be my Hatchetfield OC, but OH WELL!

They're a friendly squirrel who burrows around and is potentially linked to an unknown eldritch entity. Mostly, just one of those weird sightings around the woods.

He's not ALWAYS small, and turning into a larger being is not usually his own decision, but supposedly he can use it to advantage. BUT! He's not 100% aware he can become some large monster.

Macadamia is NOT fond of the Lords.

Macadamia is fond of Ted. @ / the-ted-spankoffski-69

WHAT MACADAMIA LOOKS LIKE ::

(ART BY @squirrelsrainyday)

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

HAHAHA OHHH SHHHIT! A RAT!

[ @peteypiper ]

I'M NOT A RAT!

Why do you guys keep bothering me? I just wanna make some coffee n' treeaaatss...

(っ╥﹏╥ς)

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

♪♫♪ Squawk

I a-noticed a squirrel started a-followin me around. Is it youse? Since you're a being the only squirrel I uh see and all.

You won't bite my feathers will you?

[ @the-marauding-magpie ]

I'm not following you! You're um...in the way of the nut trees I go to!

Oh...who am I kidding... I don't like you! Why are you around here. It's my forest! Go away!

( Macadamia tries to look intimidating on all four paws lowered to the ground, chipping up at Eleanor even though they were miles bigger than he was. Certainly has some gut. )

Mr. Pokotho is not nice! You're blue and—

I- I will bite your feathers if you don't leave!

[the-marauding-magpie]

Their feathers ruffle up and the strange crown glows.

Your forest? YOUR FOREST??? It's everyone's forest and I can hop about as I please. If I wish to eat all your nuts I shall stupid little rodent.

The crown dims and the feathers resettle.

Well that was rude. Do pardon me, I got a bit angry there. The magpie stoops and gets on a much lower level to the squirrel, eye to eye. I don't even eats nutsys! Squawk ♪♫♪

Mr. Pokotho is very very verrrrrrrry nice! So don'tchu bites me or I will birdy feed you some blue to make you like me!

I just wants to be friend-sies!

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Y- yeah, my forest! I take care of all of this! None of you or your stupid lords get to touch these grounds!

( Macadamia backed up, back arching defensively like a cat's. He didn't like this at all, especially not the little threat of being fed blue. Macadamia certainly remembers how everyone in Hatchetfield called it "blue-shit." Oh so unappetizing. Ears flattening against his head, he still managed to at least keep gaze. )

I don't wanna be your friend. You're not nice. Neither is Mr. Pokotho! Normal people are nice. People minding their business n' just taking care of their lives! You're not one of em'.

[peekaboopaulmatthews]

i think hatchetfield needs to open a hot chocolate shop for that child with low blood sugar. he always ends up screaming at the baristas at beanie's. i just want a black coffee.

[peekaboopaulmatthews]

hi I'm from clivesdale

goodbye

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

♪♫♪ Squawk

I a-noticed a squirrel started a-followin me around. Is it youse? Since you're a being the only squirrel I uh see and all.

You won't bite my feathers will you?

[ @the-marauding-magpie ]

I'm not following you! You're um...in the way of the nut trees I go to!

Oh...who am I kidding... I don't like you! Why are you around here. It's my forest! Go away!

( Macadamia tries to look intimidating on all four paws lowered to the ground, chipping up at Eleanor even though they were miles bigger than he was. Certainly has some gut. )

Mr. Pokotho is not nice! You're blue and—

I- I will bite your feathers if you don't leave!

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Umm, are you okay after the whole bunny thing? Will it happen again? 3:>

I might need to prepare another burrow just in case—

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Yah bud, I think I'm good. Should just be a one off thing unless something crazy happens. Who knows, maybe next time I'll be a squirrel! Ha!

But in all seriousness, thanks for checking in Macadamia.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Oh, good! I was worried. You should probably rest after something like that, though. 3:

But I dunno how good bein' a squirrel will be, maybe it'll be better than a bunny though 'cus you have tiny hands.

Rest well!!! I need to scrounge for some snacks—

[1m-a-b4stard]

Woah! You're not the Ted I know—umm...

Good afternoon! Want an iced chai latte? :3

(It's a little spilled and may have had a paw go in it at least once.)

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Oh well thank you! Yeah... there is a fraud stealing my life in town.

Looking at you @the-ted-spankoffski-69

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Fuck off, maybe I'm living it better.

[1m-a-b4stard]

No ted you fuck off

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

What, you gonna fight me about this too, bucko?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Nah im not that immature

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

(Macadamia stared at the two before slowly padding away, minding his own damn business. He is not too fond of fights—maybe he'll just go make another chai latte and bring it back for the Ted he's familiar with.)

[christianchasity]

Every, AND I MEAN EVERY Hatchetfield RP blog repost this post. I wanna see how may there are.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Do you have any more trailmix nuts? I ate all the ones you gave me. 3:

((I GAVE IN ON MAKING ANOTHER BLOG UGHHH))

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Uh...

Ted pats his pockets and pulls out a small button, a wad of lint and a very crumpled five dollar bill.

Nope. Sorry little dude.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[ooc: why hello! feel free to interact with Ted or any of my other blogs lol. ( @webby-on-the-web ) ( @the-marauding-magpie )]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Two dollars for one bag of mixed nuts!

We're friends riiiight? (I just want more snacks)

I can make you another latte! For the snack.

(Macadamia paws at the fabric of Ted's slacks)

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

The five was kinda for my lunch...

Uh I can pick up something from the convenience store, maybe grab a Snickers or something. Can squirrels have chocolate? Man I have no idea.

[j7nkovich]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING THAT YOU CAN GET A FULL LUNCH FOR FIVE DOLLARS.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

I never said it was a WHOLE lunch. Just like... A burrito and a soda, man. Seven Eleven™ (not sponsored) is great.

Also little buddy mean Macadamia. They're a squirrel. Macadamia, this is Janky.

[j7nkovich]

okay jason dean

also holy shit a squirk are yous like from the uhhh the um alvin adn the cipmunks

.wait no

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Calling me a chipmunk is rude ! I'm a squirrel ! We're very different!

But um, hiya! Nice to meet you! You're very blue n' green.

[j7nkovich]

OH SHIT A TALKING SQUIRREL

UH. HELLO HI

THANK YOU

YOU'RE. VERY FLUFFY ?

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Thank you! Hi! Do you like coffee? Oh—do you have any snacks?

[j7nkovich]

i don't really like coffee, unfortunately, tastes gross to me

but, i do have this if you want it

(He pulls out yet ANOTHER burger bacon cheese dog why does he have so many is that just gonna be a reoccurring bit.)

[ooc: NIGHT NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT DONT LET NIBBLENEPHIM BITE. WE GOT OPPOSITE ZONES CUZ I JUST GOT UP]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Aw...okay... That makes two people. 3:

Umm but... I dunno if I can eat that—but it looks yummy! Thank you!

(Macadamia has obtained a...bacon chilidog??? Dude where the fuck did Janky get this hotdog where'd it COME FROM.)

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Do you have any more trailmix nuts? I ate all the ones you gave me. 3:

((I GAVE IN ON MAKING ANOTHER BLOG UGHHH))

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Uh...

Ted pats his pockets and pulls out a small button, a wad of lint and a very crumpled five dollar bill.

Nope. Sorry little dude.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[ooc: why hello! feel free to interact with Ted or any of my other blogs lol. ( @webby-on-the-web ) ( @the-marauding-magpie )]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Two dollars for one bag of mixed nuts!

We're friends riiiight? (I just want more snacks)

I can make you another latte! For the snack.

(Macadamia paws at the fabric of Ted's slacks)

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

The five was kinda for my lunch...

Uh I can pick up something from the convenience store, maybe grab a Snickers or something. Can squirrels have chocolate? Man I have no idea.

[j7nkovich]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING THAT YOU CAN GET A FULL LUNCH FOR FIVE DOLLARS.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

I never said it was a WHOLE lunch. Just like... A burrito and a soda, man. Seven Eleven™ (not sponsored) is great.

Also little buddy mean Macadamia. They're a squirrel. Macadamia, this is Janky.

[j7nkovich]

okay jason dean

also holy shit a squirk are yous like from the uhhh the um alvin adn the cipmunks

.wait no

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Calling me a chipmunk is rude ! I'm a squirrel ! We're very different!

But um, hiya! Nice to meet you! You're very blue n' green.

[j7nkovich]

OH SHIT A TALKING SQUIRREL

UH. HELLO HI

THANK YOU

YOU'RE. VERY FLUFFY ?

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Thank you! Hi! Do you like coffee? Oh—do you have any snacks?

[1m-a-b4stard]

Woah! You're not the Ted I know—umm...

Good afternoon! Want an iced chai latte? :3

(It's a little spilled and may have had a paw go in it at least once.)

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Oh well thank you! Yeah... there is a fraud stealing my life in town.

Looking at you @the-ted-spankoffski-69

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Fraud? Like doppel-ganger?

Who's the real Ted? Or is this just co-existance? 3:

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Ooh... Making coffee is hard when your small! If only I could be bigger I could lift things better...

[webby-on-the-web]

Hi! I'm Macadamia!

Wow. You're really bright to look at.

Do you like coffee?

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

I can ingest it if that's what you're asking. As for preferences, I much prefer the occasional aphid or cricket.

I'm only joking. I don't mind mortal food. Thank you, Macadamia, it is much appreciated. I'm sorry about the brightness, as unfortunately I cannot change that. I've been told it is not unlike turning on a phones brightness to max at three in the morning.

Which I know is not comfortable.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Ummm...those kind'sa bugs crawl around my tree if you ever want any. But I think the light would scare them away, maybe.

Sorry for calling you so bright! 3:

I have an extra caramel frappuchino, if you'd want it! I haven't seen Bill today.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Do you have any more trailmix nuts? I ate all the ones you gave me. 3:

((I GAVE IN ON MAKING ANOTHER BLOG UGHHH))

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Uh...

Ted pats his pockets and pulls out a small button, a wad of lint and a very crumpled five dollar bill.

Nope. Sorry little dude.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[ooc: why hello! feel free to interact with Ted or any of my other blogs lol. ( @webby-on-the-web ) ( @the-marauding-magpie )]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Two dollars for one bag of mixed nuts!

We're friends riiiight? (I just want more snacks)

I can make you another latte! For the snack.

(Macadamia paws at the fabric of Ted's slacks)

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

The five was kinda for my lunch...

Uh I can pick up something from the convenience store, maybe grab a Snickers or something. Can squirrels have chocolate? Man I have no idea.

[j7nkovich]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING THAT YOU CAN GET A FULL LUNCH FOR FIVE DOLLARS.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

I never said it was a WHOLE lunch. Just like... A burrito and a soda, man. Seven Eleven™ (not sponsored) is great.

Also little buddy mean Macadamia. They're a squirrel. Macadamia, this is Janky.

[j7nkovich]

okay jason dean

also holy shit a squirk are yous like from the uhhh the um alvin adn the cipmunks

.wait no

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Calling me a chipmunk is rude ! I'm a squirrel ! We're very different!

But um, hiya! Nice to meet you! You're very blue n' green.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Do you have any more trailmix nuts? I ate all the ones you gave me. 3:

((I GAVE IN ON MAKING ANOTHER BLOG UGHHH))

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

Uh...

Ted pats his pockets and pulls out a small button, a wad of lint and a very crumpled five dollar bill.

Nope. Sorry little dude.

[ @semipocketsizedsquirrel ]

[ooc: why hello! feel free to interact with Ted or any of my other blogs lol. ( @webby-on-the-web ) ( @the-marauding-magpie )]

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Two dollars for one bag of mixed nuts!

We're friends riiiight? (I just want more snacks)

I can make you another latte! For the snack.

(Macadamia paws at the fabric of Ted's slacks)

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

The five was kinda for my lunch...

Uh I can pick up something from the convenience store, maybe grab a Snickers or something. Can squirrels have chocolate? Man I have no idea.

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Aww man, it was worth a try—

I dunno! You don't have to, I'm just hungry! But I can come with you if ya want! Maybe there'll be a walnut tree on the way...

[ijustwanta-blackcoffee]

Hi Paul! Into any horror films? Been tryna see if there's any I can get my little paws on

PSST, here's another coffee, if the one I gave Ted went cold

- 🐿🍬

Oh, thank you for the extra coffee!

I don't really watch as much horror as I'd like to, I need to be in a certain mood. I do like the Cornetto Trilogy though, which is Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End (in that order)

They're more horror comedy though, I tried to watch more horror movies but they never really sat right with me. And I don't mean it's because they are horror movies, I mean that I would find myself growing bored while waiting for it to get scary.

I did also watch that Until Dawn movie awhile back, I thought it would be more like the game, but it kind of wasn't. That movie was okay, the concept was okay and I feel like it could have been better as its own movie.

I've watched A Quiet Place a few times actually, I need to watch it again. I like that movie.

I've also seen 28 Days Later, I don't remember anything and I probably won't rewatch it.

[semipocketsizedsquirrel]

Ooh! They get pretty dry, don't they? Screaming bloody murder isn't very fun—

I've only managed to get my paws on Quiet Place, but I'll make note of everything else! I've never heard of the Cornetto Trilogy at all—I'll get back to you if I watch it, maybe.

Honestly been meaning to watch 28 Fays Later...but I can't get it anywhere.

｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ Scrounging just hates me!!!

Thank you for the movie thoughts!!— Um, have a nice day!

Also, I hope the coffee was okay 3:

[ijustwanta-blackcoffee]

I have a very specific taste with horror movies I watch, and I'd rather not watch women get tortured every single movie. That's a disappointing theme I've seen a lot.

I hope you enjoy those movies, if you end up finding anywhere to watch them!

It was delicious :)