I DIG YOUR VIBES VISITOR

(Icon by lunii) 23 years old 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱!!! Unlearning forced normality and embracing I'm an odd person. Spa/Eng/Fr.

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[screenshotsofdespair]

[matches-art]

How doomed is their session

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[webrats]

The people that say "oooh Christopher Nolan didn't respect the original Oddysey ooooh" are fucking STUPID if we respected the original story thoroughly in every depicition of the Oddysey and the Illyad they wouldn't be as relevant as they are today.

[webrats]

the point is THE STRUCTURE the THEMES YOU CAN DERIVE FROM IT the STORY not as a beat by beat, letter by letter thing. It's a backbone. AaughhhHH

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[webrats]

Brother there is a "serious attempt" twice a fucking month. These people only know Famous Movie and Hurr Durr Modern Bad

[webrats]

The people that say "oooh Christopher Nolan didn't respect the original Oddysey ooooh" are fucking STUPID if we respected the original story thoroughly in every depicition of the Oddysey and the Illyad they wouldn't be as relevant as they are today.

[webrats]

the point is THE STRUCTURE the THEMES YOU CAN DERIVE FROM IT the STORY not as a beat by beat, letter by letter thing. It's a backbone. AaughhhHH

[webrats]

I wish I was this stupid

[webrats]

its 7:30 am. I havent slept. Can you tell?

[webrats]

The people that say "oooh Christopher Nolan didn't respect the original Oddysey ooooh" are fucking STUPID if we respected the original story thoroughly in every depicition of the Oddysey and the Illyad they wouldn't be as relevant as they are today.

[webrats]

the point is THE STRUCTURE the THEMES YOU CAN DERIVE FROM IT the STORY not as a beat by beat, letter by letter thing. It's a backbone. AaughhhHH

[webrats]

I wish I was this stupid

[webrats]

The people that say "oooh Christopher Nolan didn't respect the original Oddysey ooooh" are fucking STUPID if we respected the original story thoroughly in every depicition of the Oddysey and the Illyad they wouldn't be as relevant as they are today.

[webrats]

the point is THE STRUCTURE the THEMES YOU CAN DERIVE FROM IT the STORY not as a beat by beat, letter by letter thing. It's a backbone. AaughhhHH

[webrats]

The people that say "oooh Christopher Nolan didn't respect the original Oddysey ooooh" are fucking STUPID if we respected the original story thoroughly in every depicition of the Oddysey and the Illyad they wouldn't be as relevant as they are today.

[iconuk01]

I'm very proud of my countrymen for introducing America to the world of the proper football chant.

None of this cheerleader stuff for soccer, oh no sireee, I mean, no disrespect to cheerleaders who put a LOT of work and effort into their performances, but somehow "Rah-Rah! We're the best" from peppily gymnastic young things can't quite match the sheer power of entire stadiums of grown up fans yelling at the top of their lungs things like....

It's unclear if this one originated with the English of Scottish games (spelling of "old" as "auld" notwithstanding), but either way, well done.

And it's striking home too! :D

Sportsball holds no interest for me, but that doesn't mean I can't respect the participation aspects sometimes.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The rotting jack-o'-lantern's aides and cabinet have apparently been scrambling to keep him from watching any of the world cup games with English speaking crowds, because so many of the chants have been about Epstein and him.

This includes keeping him from presenting the winners trophy at the final game, because can you IMAGINE sixty thousand international fans with a live target for those chants? He might shit himself to death on the spot.

[breelandwalker]

.....Promise?

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[valtsv]

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

[short-for-melancholy]

[ruderubicante]

A Love for Ignorance