Look over here! At this … wine opener! It’s a mustache! Because Edgar has a mustache! Very cute.
Annabel Lee, Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party Ch. 8: The Cask of Amontillado (x)

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Look over here! At this … wine opener! It’s a mustache! Because Edgar has a mustache! Very cute.
Annabel Lee, Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party Ch. 8: The Cask of Amontillado (x)
Lenore: Good thing stripes are in, because you are going to jail, son!
Edgar Allan Poe: I'm not going to jail. None of us is going to jail!
*everybody is silent, looking at the dead body*
Edgar Allan Poe: Okay, one of you is probably going to jail.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually everyone runs out of time!
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I'm referring to a YouTube series known as Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
I’m sorry to say I haven’t watched that! You are more than welcome to submit a quote for posting though, if you have one in mind and would like to see it on the blog. :)
Plz do a DHMIS Web Series quote.
Would love to but I’m afraid it’s been a long day and I don’t recognize the acronym... what series are you referring to?
best LLL lines ever, everyone go home
“No fighting in the flat!”
“THAT’S NOT A FLAT RULE.”
*swords ensue*
Give a woman a cake and she will eat for a day. Teach a woman to cake, and she will eat for a lifetime.
Words of wisdom from Catherine Morland. (via superfluousbananas)
Suzanne: What does a transmission sound like?
Margot: It's the sound of money going down the drain. That's what it sounds like.
Andrew: You honestly thought my dad's name was Richard Prichard?
Alice: WELL I DON'T KNOW.
I wouldn’t want a sensible person to love me. I wouldn’t know what to talk about.
Severe Chill Studios - In Earnest Ep.17 (My Fair Lady) - (Cecily Cardew)
I’m supposed to meet some humans at the gala tonight. Hopefully some that are my age. Well, I’ve been working on my introductions. Do you know how hard it is to sound sophisticated? I’m not sure it’s in my blood.
Catherine Morland, Northbound
Do not go out at night with strange boys who aren’t from Avonlea.
Mrs. Rachel Lynde, Green Gables Fables
You have no verb in this opening sentence. BUT... you have enough adjectives to sink a small yacht.
Margot James, Masked
You put the milk in the bowl first? Have you gone feral?
Peter Donaldson, asking the important questions (via serpentardapoudlard)
If he was any more laid-back, he'd be horizontal.
Mary Crawford, From Mansfield With Love
Am I right or am I right? I am always right.
Beatrice Duke, Nothing Much to Do
It's not like we're all going to put our lives on hold because some rich single guy dropped from the sky.
Lizzie Bennet, Lizzie Bennet Diaries