I'm swingin' 'ere

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man((sideblog for rndork because i hate him))

[insomniac-arrest]

if you want the rewards of being my lover you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah

[sumetal]

if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

[almzyd]

[webzlinging]

lokiofnone‌:

Where would you put a pocket?

That’s the problem. I don’t know. Maybe sewn into the inside of my costume. With like, a button. Yeah, I could do that. I’m not great at this stuff, but I could definitely do that. 

[webzlinging]

lokiofnone‌:

You expect anyone to take anything I’ve said seriously and that is your first mistake.

No, my first mistake is not putting pockets in my costume, so I always gotta peel stinky singles out of my spider-socks to pay for things. 

[webzlinging]

@The News

[lokiofnone]

Spider-Man is not only my friend, yes, but also: my son.

[webzlinging]

Why don’t the gossip sites ever take this seriously, this is not the first time you’ve said it, but no one is listening. 

[webzlinging]

Also that I have lots of muscles and I’m very talented and everybody likes me. They say that too. 

[webzlinging]

But like, a fun kinda stressed out. I’m still fun, guys. I’m always stressed out and that has never stopped me from being very fun. And with it. If there’s anything people have said about me besides how fun I am, It’s how with it I am. 

[webzlinging]

I only ever get on this website to act like a clown when I’m stressed out. 

[webzlinging]

lokiofnone replied to your post “Bi-derman, Bi-derman, does whatever a…prider? Can?  Look, I wasn’t...”

You're doing great, sweetie.

And they said I’d never make it on Broadway.

[webzlinging]

Bi-derman, Bi-derman, does whatever a...prider? Can? 

Look, I wasn’t thinking about where this was going when I started. 

[caarmine]

a life well lived is the best revenge, but decking someone who wronged you feels really fucking good too.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[shiftythrifting]

On the T-shirt, the bike seat says “I (heart) nature” and none of us could figure out why. Found in Sacramento, CA

[webzlinging]

ckentdaily replied to your post “HEY SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH GOLF?”

Flagrant display of wealth, land and resources that almost um. Sorta kinda mimics oligarchy capitalism in practice. Those actually playing make all sorts of deals over games where the people carrying their bags and driving them around do the most work. They can be disasters for local ecosystems but make real estate prices SKYROCKET.

So the game’s more about...I’m having trouble putting a thread together here. The game’s just about being a jerkweed? Yeah, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense, actually. Doesn’t make golf any less of an enigma to me, but it makes sense. 

[webzlinging]

imperish replied to your post “HEY SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH GOLF?”

heres the way to win, wait till your opponents got his back turned and wing the ball at his head

Is that against the rules? I feel like if it isn’t it should be.