My master told me I had to write up my deepest wedgie fantasy for the blog. So here goes.
It starts with me walking up to my new house, which in the fantasy also has my master living in it. I’m wearing a buttoned blue shirt, pale blue jeans that are about 4 sizes too big but with a belt holding them snugly in place. Underneath this I am sporting 2xl really stretchy tighty whities with little pictures of pikachu all across them and a larger pikachu occupying about 2/3rds of the back panel. I am also wearing white ankle socks and black running shoes.
I walk up to the door and my master Mephi opens it for me. He motions for me to step in. Then he points to a shoe rack and says “no shoes in the house”.
While I am bent over removing my shoes he eyes the band of my tighty whities sticking out. He moves up behind me and reaches his hand around my waist. As soon as I stand he grabs the belt buckle and yanks it undone, causing my jeans to limply fall to my feet.
Mephi laughs and says “oh wow. Pokemon tighty whities. Well in this house the rules are you only wear undies unless I say so. Now put your arms out”.
I stretch my arms out and master starts unbuttoning my shirt slowly until eventually he has them all undone. He then pulls one arm off then the other and throws the shirt aside.
Master tells me to face away from him and then proceeds to grab the waistband. He pulls constantly. Steadily. Slowly. Until the band reaches my neck. Then he pauses. Allowing me to think it’s over. Suddenly he pulls hard. The band snaps onto my forehead. “Didn’t think I’d let you off without your all time favourite wedgie did you Nathan?” Says mephi.
Mephi points to the next room, “now let’s go hang out for a while. Keep that atomic in” I follow him in and he motions for me to step onto a chair in front of a sturdy looking double hook. I do so obediently and he hooks one leg hold onto each hook then pulls the chair away. I drop down. Now in an atomic and a hanging.
Mephi turns and grabs a sharpie. He pops the cap and starts to write in big writing on my chest “I am Nathan. I love wedgies. I am Mephis wedgie bitch and I hope he gives me wedgies every day forever.”
After that Mephi turns the tv on. “We are gonna play a game, every time we see the number one you will drink a cup of water”.
This goes on for about half an hour at which point I really need to pee as I didn’t get to when I arrived and have drunk about 2 litres of water. Mephi can see I am squirming.
“Alright, this show ends in ten minutes after which I’ll let you go to unpack. However if you pee yourself before then I will rip you down. Otherwise I will just give you the chair back”
The next few minutes pass with Mephi playing all sorts of running water noises on his phone, after about 5 minutes he starts teasing me with stories about going to the bathroom. I hold another few minutes but at the final scene of the show which cruelly is besides a river I let it go. A stream of moisture through the tighty whities and onto the floor.
Mephi grins “alright. Ripping time” he then grabs my ankles and pulls hard. Not much happens. He does it again and there is a little popping noise. Then he puts his hands on my shoulders and pushes down hard. The popping noise turns to a tearing one. Then a small hole. Pushed further by Mephis hands, driving the wedgie deeper. It is now well and truly in there. The hole climbs from between my legs up to my shoulder blades. Fabric coming apart and the pikachu on the back being split in two. Finally there is a loud shredding noise and I slam to the ground. The briefs hanging of the hook like a hunting trophy.
Mephi says “alright bitch. Go unpack then it’s time for even more wedgies.”
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