are people much ado about nothing?

[catsindenim]

i’m deleting this app lol hopefully the post i just made with a screenshot of my instagram will come back as it was immediately flagged for adult content (??? @staff you are a bunch of fucking morons lmao) but if not i guess this is goodbye!

[catsindenim]

this site blows i’m deleting the app but my blog is just gonna be hanging out here for posterity i suppose. once in a blue moon i log in on my computer so if you message me i’ll see it in like 8 months. i pretty much only use instagram anymore follow me there if you want to say hey. i’ll queue this post like 2x but i’m out fam, it was cool while it lasted. thankful for some of the cool people i’ve met on here but it’s just not worth the aggravation of using this absolutely fucking horrible website anymore lol

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[afloweroutofstone]

good shit - pudding(.)cool/2018/07/women-in-congress/

This is really cool.

[catsindenim]

@staff whichever one of you fucking shit for brains monkeys trained your content flagging AI should reconsider your choice of career because its absolute dogshit. if your rules say that there’s a difference between a chubby man’s nipples and a woman’s nipples you should probably be able to discern between the two, you fucking idiots

[tami-taylors-hair]

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

[beachdeath]

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

[officialunitedstates]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.  Teach a man wildlife conservation and his children will be able to eat fish too.

[feel-loud-deep-inside]

Il Teatro del Silenzio in Tuscany, Italy

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[earthstory]

_

E. coli _happens!

Here we have an electron microscope image of a head of lettuce. But that’s not all that’s in this picture.

If you look closely, you will see a few rod like structures in the centre of the lettuce head. This is E. coli, a rod shaped, gram negative bacterium that measures around 2 micrometres in length.

Keep reading

[kingjaffejoffer]

[thunderstruck9]

Edward Wadsworth (British, 1889-1949), Pen Pits, 1936. Tempera on board, 63.8 x 89.2 cm.

[wrestlingisbest]

197 Midlands Champion, Patrick Brucki, Princeton

Pic Mark Lundy

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.