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[thabiebsswag]

[weloveshortvideos]

[tallesttrees]

I’M SCREAMING

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

delete this

[smokingjointswithmileycyrus]

[cinephileswift]

GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

[twinfirelyricart]

WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

[imstillfearless]

EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS 

[swiftiepaulie]

Something magical i hope

[ttaylor-is-queen]

I CANT PASS THIS

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.

god is real.

[sarahoutofthewoodswood]

please.

[ashcatlady]

Yeah yeah

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

I just reblogged and my long lost twin just messaged me on facebook! blesst

[ribs]

[brokebackboys]

high key needs a hug

[toodrunktofindaurl]

You’re welcome.

[basketofmooneggs]

Okay. But how do you draw lettuce?

[toodrunktofindaurl]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i want to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE

[rachelsgreen]

[ananbeth]

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

[letmegrabmiqote]

my god, we’re all Ross.

[darcywho]

Excuse you.

[kirkhere]

Excuse you

[boazpriestly3-deactivated201308]

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

[osointricate]

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

[boazpriestly3-deactivated201308]

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

[agu-a]

we all need this on our blogs

[faceunknown]

It’s just because friends is the best show in the world :D

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[aliilovely]

Every week

[trippietxxsh]

at least three times a week

[melanin-king]

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

[igglooaustralia]

Y'all this shit was NOT staged. NICKI ROLLED UP ON HER SHANGHAI STYLE MILEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO! I’m Screaming!

[allyourdreamsaremade]

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

[veryfunnymemes]

[minidog]

??? what is this ???

[kitsnickerdoodle]

it’s a tray filled with fucking tubby custard that they jam up to the roof of your mouth and keep there. then they take it out and use the indents of your teeth to make retainers and stuff. it wouldn’t be that bad if it didn’t stay there that long, if the shit wasn’t flavored (’would u like bubblegum or cookie dough’ ‘i don’t really care they both taste like smoking rubber’), and if the ortho didn’t ALWAYS OVERFILL IT SO YOU END UP SWALLOWING LIKE A QUARTER OF THE STUFF AND GAGGING BECAUSE YOU’RE LITERALLY DEEP THROATING A PLASTIC TRAY AND THIS FUCKIN. PUDDING TEETH GLUE

[hotsoccermom420-deactivated2019]

The first time they did this to me I threw up on the dental hygienist :/

[adorauhl]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

When you’re on the tumblr app and can’t add a reaction gif you be like

[vnfvmous]