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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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ojovivo
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
RMH
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@piscesbieber
If you are mentally fatigued and your day to day life seems meaningless, please try to constantly remind yourself that you are living through a plethora of negative historical events. How you feel is a direct result of that. Be kind to yourself and take it easy.
goofiness is so attractive to me. If you can keep me laughing , you got me forever
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE
as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…
That song came out like a month ago, how old are you
How are you posting from 1971?
homie thought lil nas did country roads
#this gets funnier the more time goes on
something i would do
The Tarzan soundtrack really didn’t have to go as hard as it did
Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.
Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold
same energy
also check out r/SelfAwareWolves
This reminds me of the antivax nursing student who couldn’t find enough sources for her antivaccine paper
its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS! – 1966, dir. Chuck Jones
You ever hear something so stupid that it physically makes your brain hurt? Lady at the store is telling people that depression is a medical condition that exempts her from wearing a mask
Other galaxy brain arguments I’ve heard:
1. “Cloth masks collect bacteria”: Yeah bitch, so do your underwear, but ideally you swap them out for a fresh pair every so often, and,, you know,,, wash them
2. “Children won’t be able to recognize their parents”: Ma'am if you bring your child to the store and they are, for whatever legitimate reason, incapable of recognizing their own caretaker when you, say,,, put a scarf on a little too high?? MAYbE don’t be leaving them out of your sight for extended periods in public areas?!? MaYbE Consider keeping a scope on that???
3. “Mandatory mask policies violate human rights” a) no they do not b) section 7 of the human charter of rights and freedoms allows for freedoms to be amended or recinded if judged necessary in accordance to the principals of fundamental justice, and so as a public safety concern, even if it did, no it wouldn’t c) Nobody is forcing you at gunpoint to go to Macy’s for yoga pants at 2pm on a Tuesday. You are a guest. Order online or suck it up like everyone else d) all of the above
heard a new one at work yesterday) “it’s illegal in this state for me to cover my face while I’m carrying a concealed weapon” sir this is a furniture store not the shores of Dunkirk leave your gun in the car if you’re that worried or GO HOME
#something DEEPLY funny abt the cats who escape only to immediately realize they gotta go back bc thats where the food is going
This cute platypus
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I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.
The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.
cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out
