oh snap

[debovair-blog]

——- “ because i was sick & seaweed in general is high in nutrients & low in calories. it’s not just like.. seaweed you find in the ocean; it’s dried & flavored with sunflower seed extract or something like that. ” he smiled, just the smallest bit. “ oh yeah i know. i wouldn’t actually do that though. ”

[wednesdayhq]

——- “ oh, i never knew ! i mean, is it good ? like — does it taste good ? “ the girl was getting a little curious now. she might have to try it for herself. “ oh, you won’t ? that’s good ! i don’t think it would be a good idea to do something like that. “

[fohernest-blog]

“Apples? You mean like the fruit? They’re alright, I guess. I like the red ones – oh, androids? You’re talking about the phone then. Are you telling me you don’t have a phone? We need to get you a phone.”

[wednesdayhq]

“ oh ! i like the red ones too. the green ones are way too sour for me. but yes, i was talking about the phone ! i don’t have one, no. are they expensive ? i honestly have no clue. “

[debovair-blog]

——– “ i have been eating sunflower seaweed for the past five days & honestly i just wanted something good for you. usually i don’t resort to eating a full course meal this late, but i didn’t know what else to do. i feel like i was a runnin’ car & this is just my gasoline. don’t worry, i’ll be running down the streets tomorrow naked or something. ” he was joking - for the most part. 

[wednesdayhq]

——- “ but why would you eat sunflower seaweed for five days ?? “ the girl looked at him, kind of shocked. “ also — what exactly is sunflower seaweed ?? because i’m pretty sure it isn’t seaweed made out of sunflowers. i got that far. anyway — you might want to keep your clothes on !! or you know, at least do it in the middle of the night, when nobody’s watching...” 

[lilyxscott-blog]

“you’re welcome, but quick tip you probably should begin to get a backbone about these things, ‘cause men that wolf whistle usually don’t take no for an answer, or they’ll keep going. basically just tell them to fuck off.”

[wednesdayhq]

“I — yeah, maybe. i’ll keep that in mind. um, thank you. any other advice i should know about?”

[lleon-blog1]

“yeah! men can be pretty strange.” rosie didn’t have the heart to tell the gal the truth, obviously. “do um, do you get that sorta thing on the regular?”

[wednesdayhq]

“the whistling ? no, this was the first time! wait, does that mean guys whistle at people a lot? i don’t think i’ll ever really understand the male brain...” 

[badbrynn]

“ i’m sorry but WHAT? have you never had a guy whistle at you before? it means he thinks your hot dude?? ” 

[wednesdayhq]

“ i — n-no ? is that a bad thing ? i’m sorry, i didn’t know ! ”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“they were trying to tell you in the most disgusting way that you’re attractive to them. you should’ve turned round and given him the finger.”

[wednesdayhq]

“i don’t particularly like giving people the finger, but i’ll try next time... thank you.”

[kvmilah]

“ honey, it confuses me just as much as it confuses you. what does the whistle mean ? is it some kinda’ universal signal, that everyone understands but us ? i think it means they just want to talk. maybe. i’m not too sure. but, it’s quite rude to be whistled at to get your attention, don’t you think ? i mean, you whistle at dogs, my aunt whistles at her chickens. last time i checked i wasn’t a dog or a chicken. so, whenever that happens to me, i just ignore it. if it was really that important, they’d chase me down. ”

[wednesdayhq]

“ just talk ? that’s not too bad. i mean, i used to whistle at my dog, yeah — wow, i’ve never heard of anyone whistling at their chickens ! you’re completely right. thank you ! “

[natewyd-blog]

“oh, you’re welcome! yeah, i don’t exactly know why it’s called that, it’s pretty odd. i mean, if you’re angry enough, you could take action against the guy. maybe throw a drink at him or flip him off —-whatever it takes to get him to shut the fuck up. some guys can be clueless, i swear!”

[wednesdayhq]

“ i mean, don’t you whistle at a dog, and not a cat ? flip him off ? i don’t think that’s a good idea, he’d get angry at me — and i don’t want that ! it’s alright though, maybe one day they’ll understand. “

[fohernest-blog]

“He actually did do something, but for the sake of my sanity, I’m not going to explain it. Or think about it. In fact, we should just change the subject – but just so you’re aware for future reference, you do it civilly by letting them know that you’re going to be knocking them the f out. And maybe even giving them the chance to defend themselves.”

[wednesdayhq]

“he did ? oh, alright ! that’s okay, don’t worry. um, change the subject ? yeah, sure ! how do you feel about — um, what is it called... right. — how do you feel about apples ? i’ve heard people like androids — that’s what it is, right ? — too, but i haven’t really made up my mind. mostly because i have no clue what they are. and hey, i’ll remember that ! thank you. “

[sophiabaum-blog]

          “well… there’s nothing between your teeth, that’s for sure. but uh, boys are just being boys, i guess. he’s just teasing you. i’ve been through that a couple of times and from experience, it’s best if you ignore them. don’t pay much attention to him or anyone who ever whistles at you again. they just might cause trouble for you, or you know, bother you. he’s just being silly.”

[wednesdayhq]

“ oh, thank GOD ! alright, i’ll just ignore them... thank you for your advice ! boys are kinda strange, i guess ! “

[simmerabbey]

❝ well, i mean, you are quite an attractive girl so maybe he was wolf whistling ? i mean, it’s pretty common these days. i REALLY wish it wasn’t though, it sickens me how women are subjected to verbal abuse such as this… ❞

[wednesdayhq]

“ attractive ? you think so ? thank you ! yeah, i didn’t like it. it was weird. we should teach these boys a lesson ! “

[jacknickels]

“y’know … weed ? that herbal stuff i showed you before. sometimes people … smoke that. or make it into butter that they use to make brownies and stuff. it makes them feel all … happy and floaty and stuff. we could try it sometime ! you’re welcome, wens, we wouldn’t want you getting all confused again next time.” 

[wednesdayhq]

“oh right !! you did tell me about that !! it makes you feel happy and floaty ?? i need to try that. BROWNIES ?? we need to make that. i love brownies. they’re my absolute favorite. thank you jack !! you’re always looking out for me.”

[jacknickels]

“oh, don’t worry. he was just trynna be friendly, ya know ? say hi. you should’ve gone and talked to him ? maybe he would’ve let you try his new stuff. what a gentleman. but like, if someone’s ever gonna let you try their new shit, you gotta bring me along. — anyways. don’t sweat it too much, he was just saying hey.” 

[wednesdayhq]

“his new stuff ? what are you talking about ? alright, good ! i was kinda confused, but thanks !”

[wednesdayhq]

ALRIGHT I AM OFFICIALLY AN IDIOT

i just accidentally deadass deleted my intro post

GOOD THING I SAVED MY BULLET POINTS !!!!! (thx aim)

OK SO she is literally based off of kimmy schmidt im sorry

her parents made them join a doomsday cult when wednesday was 9

..... she got out when she was 21, only because the ‘reverend’ left the door open by accident and she got out when everyone else was asleep (mostly because of the fact that she smelled something weird and wanted to check it out)

there she found out the world (obviously) didn’t go through an apocalypse

so she got out and she did what every normal person would do; she bought a lottery ticket and suRPRISE she actually won a smack of money

with that money she moved away from the stinkin’ town where she ‘grew up’ (kind of)

somehow she took the wrong bus and ended up in amber springs, but she just decided to stay.... because why not?

she’s lived here for almost a year now, and she literally wants to try evERYTHING she lives every day to the fullest, nothing is too crazy for her tbh

she still has to have her first everything tbh (unless one of u wants to plot out that they helped her out w something lmao)

she’s really oblivous to everything bc she’s literally holding a smart phone like ??? what is this thing

she’s like that with a lot of things and phrases so .. i apologize

so this girl has never had a relationship before, she’s still a virgin, and she never went to high school!!! she’s currently 

i wouLD STILL LOVE SOME AMAZE PLOTS PLS like this or yk message me here or on aim my aim is iriswehey :-)

[justcice]

[solcrdvst]

“ Oh, honey, that’s definitely not what he meant. Where are you from? A nunnery? Everyone knows that’s the universal cat call. It means he wants to bang - or date at the least.” 

[wednesdayhq]

“ a NUNNERY ?? no, no, most definitely not !! cat call... right, of course i knew that, ha !! bang ?? is that code for something ?? wait, i think i heard someone use that at one point, never mind — i already know. “