trouble.

I don't look for trouble, but trouble looks for me. And it's been waiting around corners, since I was seventeen. They say "Here comes a hurricane, trouble is her middle name!" But I don't look for trouble, trouble looks for me.

[lilyxscott-blog]

@lilyscott: have you ever seen a drunk man trip and fall on his face? i just did.. i wonder if it was declan

[emmacarstairs]

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing, but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once.

Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

[prettymysticfalls]

[stbartshq-deactivated20170820]

‘ Hey no, no. Don’t apologise. ’ He said, rolling off of her & lying beside her. ‘ I didn’t come here for that - – I wanted to see you, that’s all. ’ he told her as he got on his usual side when it was Lily’s bed & brought her close to him. ‘ We can cuddle & sleep, that’s fine to I just… Want to feel you close, yeah ? ’ He probably was giving away too much but, did he really have anything else to say ?

[lilyxscott-blog]

“then sleep it is and i’m sorry if i smell like pizza.” lily joked before wriggling under her covers, glad that she didn’t have to turn the lights off, she didn’t need to get out of bed. “you’re being extra cute tonight it seems.” lily muttered feeling herself fading slightly, becoming more drowsy.

[aresgodfrey]

“well, the thing is, i’ve been here all day & my brother was supposed to pick me up, like, three hours ago,” roman begins to explain, fidgetting with the bottom of his jacket before rambling on, “—basically, he’s not going to show & while i’m used to walking, it looks like it’s about to pour, & it’s honestly been such an awful day, so i was just wondering if i could maybe get a ride?” he lets out a breath at that, a bit embarrassed for asking at all.

[lilyxscott-blog]

lily couldn’t help but raise one eyebrow in response to the kids question, she wasn’t in the habit of doing favours for people-- but the kid looked like he wanted to shrivel up and hide after asking her. “since i’m feeling nice, sure.” she replied with a shrug of her shoulders, “where do you need to go?”

[byeolivia-blog1]

“ —-so all of a sudden, there’s cat diarrhea all over my bed, baby barf in my hair, and my front door is wide open —-which explains exactly where the baby has gone! i mean, what would you have done in my situation? anyway, i found that little sucker within an hour. i guess it’s time to revoke my babysitting licence, what do you think?”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“i have no words other than i am thoroughly disgusted, i feel like i need to go take a long ass shower for you.”

[christianpng-blog]

snapchat to ___

[christianpng-blog]

christian: her name’s baxter! christian: also buster might have fucked up your homework js christian: she’s a puppy so go easy on her

[lilyxscott-blog]

lily: except i have no homework lily: thank god for that.

[simmerabbey]

❝ oh, i only went back home, nowhere special - just cancun ! ❞ the female underexaggerated, knowing that it didn’t really mean that much to her apart from just being her birthplace and hometown. ❝ if you’ve never fake tanned before, i wouldn’t recommend it. i heard a rumor, though, that nail me offer them so if you wanted one that bad then hey, go visit them ! ❞ she promoted, being quite the fan of that store given it was the only salon in amber springs. ❝ i’m a counsellor at the high school so it’s quite a rewarding job actually. i’m not looking forward to the paperwork though, let me tell you that now ! ❞

[lilyxscott-blog]

“still better than being here- correct me if im wrong isn’t cancun in mexico? i don’t really want to fake tan, it looks weird and then you have to pay extra money for new make up, because your foundation then won’t match. teenagers hate talking about their feelings though, i can’t see how being grunted at is rewarding, then again i don’t like feelings so.”

[miicvh-blog]

“i– i think it’s cause some people are just overly spirited when it comes to that holiday. they get so excited when they know it’s coming around, even if it’s barely august.i’m– i’m sorry was that suppose to be a rhetorical question?” micah asked, worried that he was annoying the other. 

[lilyxscott-blog]

“--- uh, i didn’t really care if you answered or not, but it’s august like why can’t people wait till novemeber to get excited.”

[sadieffs-blog1]

“ maybe they were just so overwhelmed with the presence of jesus in their soul they had to share about their excitement for his birthday. what would jesus do and all that, ya know? ”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“sadie.. do you just do drugs daily? or is your brain this weird and wonderful? i swear i am never disappointed by what comes out of your mouth.”

[carospearce-blog]

Emily had never met anyone who hated kids. Sure, there were people who found them annoying, but she was straining her brain to think of anyone who’d told her outright they hated children, and she was coming up blank. “Uh – hate? Really?” She asked, a little dumbfounded. Her question was followed with light laughter. “I may have picked the wrong person to call for help.”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“Okay maybe hate’s a really strong word..” lily muttered, “i like some kids, like my friends kid-- she’s really cute and lovely. but unruly and undisciplined children piss me off and make me want to school their parents, even though i am not a parent. and i’m rambling. anyway,” lily replied before taking a deep breath, “i don’t mind helping.”

[theodoraclay-deactivated2018040]

“ last year, this girl showed up to the halloween party i was at dressed up as rudolph the red nosed reindeer, just so she could be ready for christmas season the second the clock struck midnight. don’t get me wrong, i’m all about christmas spirit, but it gets boring if you celebrate it a month early. think about it, if you’ve been eating gingerbread houses and putting up trees in every corner of your house during the entire month of november, come december 26th, you’ll want to burn down every tree you see, and you’ll probably want to throw things at anyone who sings the first three notes of a christmas carol. — christmas is like edible food around here, you have to savour it. ”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“i think you’re the only person so far that has agreed with me, thank god, i got called the grinch... the grinch! it’s not even christmas how can i be the grinch? i didn’t say ‘i don’t like christmas’ i just don’t like talking about it in august or september, like chill the fuck out. at least wait until the middle of november to get really excited. i just want halloween first, and then maybe i’ll re-evaluate.” 

[tidalwavvve-blog]

“I generally just spit in their drinks. It’s a small satisfaction,” she sighed, “But it’s fine. You get used to it.”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“i mean i have zero chill so that wasn’t enough for me, i just had to you know, take it one step further. even if people did call me dramatic.”

[kvmilah]

“ hey, don’t be such a grinch. if they want to start preparing for it now, so be it. christmas is on my mind all year, honestly. i mean, it’s not even about the money at all, you don’t need to blow all your savings on it, just show people you care. for me, i love the whole atmosphere around that time, the lights, the story of christ, everything. it’s, like, the best part of being to dedicated to my faith, y’know ? ”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“okay but i didn’t say i hate christmas, i said i don’t want to hear about it right now... in the middle of summer. personally i think i have the right to not want to hear about christmas when it’s ages away. i don’t really care about the religious side of things, woo a baby was born on the 25th of December lets make a big deal about it and turn it into a holiday. i’ll just deck the halls and do my tree, ill pass on the faith.”

[kiernut-blog]

“Let people live their life, Lily. Christmas is coming up soon and it’s going to be lit as fuck. Although, right now, I’m ready for halloween.. not Christmas.. Like Halloween is gonna be fucking insane. I’m gonna dress up as a dildo or something. And then after Halloween, we can discuss Jesus Halloween, okay? Cool.”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“... soon, kieran... it’s like a good four and a half months away, that ain’t soon. that’s far away. what about Halloween? and thanksgiving? they’re closer. i just wish people would shut up about christmas, okay? okay well why am i not surprised that you’re gonna be a dildo, should i come as a vagina?”

[lilyxscott-blog]

text » lily.

jackie: drinking doesn't solve everything tho

lily: suddenly i cant read