[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[stars-bean]

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[throathole]

[dailycatsblog]

[starlightshadowsworld]

Current mood

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[papayajuan2019]

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Gingerbread cookie made by my uncle that I forgot to post.

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[kaijuno]

[starry-eyed-darling]

[lostxanadu]

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

[lostxanadu]

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking

[sacred-portal]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

I always walk like I have a marathon to win

[prodogg]

[and-my-sword]

a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

[wolftoes]

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

[and-my-sword]

tags by @wolftoes

[traaumatic]

as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst