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I yearn

To venerate at the temple between your thighs

To lay prostrate before the altar of your pleasure

My tongue an instrument within your walls proclaiming my everlasting devotion

To worshipping you

The Goddess

Of beauty

Of vulnerability

Of strength

Of sorrow

Of joy

Of intelligence

Of kindness

Of pleasure

Of love

Of life

Please accept this humble offering

My heart

#poetry

what-marsha-eats

thestoryofaslut

not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

adamsmasher

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

radwolf76

American bento

liberalsarecool

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

myrandomstuffpage

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

blignick

viralfrog

blignick

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."