the orange hokage

victoria, 21, london consuming my body weight in tea and coffee is my daily priority.

[fuckyouandyourwhiteceodad-deact]

[100493503004422]

not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real

[victorianchap]

[vintagemen1800s1900s]

c. 1890 Postcard

[plenilune]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

[fuckingspacequeen]

2018 mood: put me in the fucking soup!!!!!

[intensional]

[onlytwitterpics]

[allsadnshit]

I can’t do this dude where is naruto I need him

[weetavix]

him: so do you have any fantasies ;)

me: I wake up in the Naruto universe as an unnaturally powerful Shinobi. It's pre-series, and Naruto, Gaara, and Neji are all 5 years old at most. I adopt them and raise them with the love and support they deserve.

him:

me: this also means I have about 4 years until itachi kills his clan at age 13. I expose the corrupt government who weaponized him in the first place and save everyone. He quits the Anbu and he and Sasuke live peacefully in another wing of my tree house Yamato built.

[p0kegifs-blog]

[avatarjason]

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

[thenathanzed]

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

[cyberscully]

anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next

[dailywizardwheezes]

19 years later is today (September 1, 2017)

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

I’m pretty sure being an adult is just doing the things that need to be done, often while muttering, “I don’t wanna“ over and over under my breath. 

[captainmarvel]

#i dont wike it

[jovan]

Twitter is a different universe

[hoebutmadefashion]

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[demonphannie]

[corbitgun]

what’s today’s mood lads

[vonisv]