Morgan

bitch i'm stressed.

[gothiethefairy]

marvel: ‘infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history’ 

me:

[operator-arcadia]

It’s true! Especially given a) the technology they had at the time to pull this off, and b) that they had characters from TWO separate companies as opposed to different characters from the same comics publisher.

So yeah, Roger Rabbit wins the ambitious crossover award, hands down. Sorry Marvel.

[vaiyamagic]

The agreement with Disney and Warner Bros was that they could only use their biggest characters (Mickey and Donald, Bugs and Daffy) if the other corrosponding character had the exact same amount of screentime. This is why, in the movie, Bugs and Mickey are sharing scenes, and Daffy and Donald are sharing scenes.

[pankhearst]

It’s also worth mentioning that every single animator in the industry that wasn’t already working on something was called in to work on this film. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

[mythopoeticlicense]

Didn’t they also have lawyers going through the script making sure that the number of words spoken by characters from each company totalled the exact same?

[popwithatwist]

Plus Porky Pig gets the last spoken line, but Tinkerbell closes the movie.

[3starjammies]

Also worth noting they were so strict about the screentime being the same that they had to have the exact same number of frames.

[wonderlace19]

And infinity war isn’t a crossover. Everyone existed in the same universe. It’s the only time they were all in the same room.

[cctinsleybaxter]

hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

[rose-lily-hale]

edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story

[teaboot]

Didn’t think it would take 14 years for me to finally wade into the Twilight fandom but it appears there’s gold in them there hills

[jermapridelesbian]

if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest.  rip to straight men but im different

[radiojamming]

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

[karazrel]

how do people have the political correctness is ruining comedy debate every single week when the good place is right there

[beyondthesleep]

[wadey-wilson]

When you grow up, you’re going to be the best out of all of us. — Ultimate Avengers vs. New Ultimates #4

[striders]

reading my own writing: boy, you sure like your commas, don’t you,

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like they’re a star even if they aren’t that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ….. But men never fucking adapt to their gf’s interests like they can’t possibly care less about makeup for example or they’ll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!

[just-rhys-things]

I love how multiple comments in the notes are like “have a different hobby than <insert feminine hobby> and then maybe he’ll enjoy it with you.”

I hate the beach with a passion but I’d go to support my friend if they surfed even if I’d never do it myself? The whole point is it’s not about you, it’s about them and what makes them happy. You don’t get to pick their hobbies for them off a list of your interests.

“Pick a better hobby”? Pick a better boyfriend. 👍🏻

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

[wadey-wilson]

You can’t trick me anymore.

[buckybarnesdeservedbetter]

[hydro-homies]

[spatialheather]

bonus points: say it to your niblings

[weavemama]

you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it 

[queenstravelingdarling]

I’m so fucking done with this country. We aren’t even going backwards in time, we are going to a whole new level of ignorance, hate and evil.

[graystar-legacy]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT

[laurbailey]

Clintasha parallels.

[bimbocracy]

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

[bimbocracy]

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

[control999]

Don’t know if I agree or not, but it’s definitely an interesting point.

[bimbocracy]

the nice thing about statistics is that you don’t actually have to agree with them in order for them to be true

[nyctosaurid]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones