Ur Mom

Please be nice to me

[kingofqweens-deactivated2019051]

Teachers in 2030 calling roll after the millennial gays have school age kids:

“Ariana, Beyoncé, Carly, Demetria, *deep sigh*

Miss Vanjie”

[sweetener]

No Tears Left to Cry – April 20, 2018

[dangerouswomansarchive]

NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY

[martinsblackwood]

Bram: *is like wearing blue 99% of the time, even his house is freaking blue*

Me:

[jfjwhirfiejs]

I don’t care about it anymore

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[okaybutcolor]

[unusualevie]

“tmrw magazine”

[brokebackboys]

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[loveandddrevenge]

are tea bombs the new thing

[the-real-ted-cruz]

im the guy saying ‘woaw”

[poorlymadehuman]

NUUUTTTT!!!

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Pawligraphy

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[spiderboywanab]

K

[hollandsbrad]

iconic

[xonorika]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

this is me communicating my thoughts while high and thinking i’ve said them out loud but they remain internalized

[evilrashida]

GRAMMY NIGHT

[guayabas]

whats going on here

[holyromanhomo]

White drama is EVERYTHING

[that-one-homosexual]

tag yourselves

[for-peace-war]

You got me fucked up

[ventrue]

Beat that ass, Rachel

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

she really brought a bat to the fight and commanded that she not be hit with it after swinging and getting it took

[brizzlehamiltizzle]

What kinda white MESS

[wegonnabeaight-blog]

IM SCREAMING