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[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[the-big-mood]

Source

[ryzrood]

[secretgarden]

pussy wetter than the lost city of atlanta

[fabledanarchy2]

Atlantis. The wet and lost city you’re looking for is Atlantis

[crescere-ex-nihilo]

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Pussy Post

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[teaboot]

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

[catswithpancakehands-deactivate]

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

[fluxxdog]

unlikely

[broken-horn-of-equius]

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

[fluxxdog]

Two things can be real.

[teaboot]

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

[strange-aeons]

against all odds i have brought it into existence

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[maculategiraffe]

[mikkaeus]

[paeonia-green]

Gone.

[kcrossvine-art]

in me hole beep beep

[inner-muse]

I didn’t realize it was a short gif and was astounded by the procession of dumb pigeons getting swallowed one after another

[niyarest]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[twinflamedreams]

[plasticfangtastic]

Dunno if anybody will see this but this person made a how to guide on how to make this at home (this guide is from 2 yrs ago btw)

Lectern Book by Verdant Core

A handy spreadsheet to work out the dimension of the parts to cut

[nessa007]

Lizzie/Darcy + YouTube comments PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

[ixtaek]

[monstermemories]

so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting

[marisatomay]

passports…should not expire

[marisatomay]

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[marisatomay]

i love it here

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

[rylandsgrace]

The last of us episode 5 + tweets