The Heart Syndicate

Silly guys, cute stuff, randomness

[milk-crater]

Every time Don Callis adds a new wrestler to the family he uses an AI program to see what it would look like if they had a baby with Kenny Omega.

[theodore5346]

[throesofincreasingwonder]

If Kyle weren't already with Don he and Nigel would fuck after this.

[old-no7]

"Everyone knows what I do to presidents-" Thekla the American people need you now more than ever.

[real-language-facts]

babies are born speaking every single language and have to pick one when they turn whatever to speak for all eternity. they dont talk to us because they dont want our biases to interfere in their choice

[crazy-brazilian]

[suchcrispwhimsy]

never been seen in the same room together

[weheartpeople]

I just… there is only one eventual conclusion for hangman that I can really see, and that’s a slow burn to him and max becoming friends and max letting him out of the stipulation to defeat a greater evil. And I hope it takes literal years to pay off. I hope they don’t even tease it for ages and then set it on an agonisingly stupidly slow simmer until you can’t get away from the smell of it and everybody in the place is gathered around it begging. I hope they edge the shit out of us.

[grapplingwithadhd]

Andrade bratted too close to the sun and has four handsome man on a Scooby Doo chase for him

[unintentionaloracle]

I love you, Referee's Discretion.

[mjfass]

“Wrestling Mina Shirakawa is like wrestling a blowup doll. I wish we were friends so I could just go *motorboat sound*” — Thekla

[mjfass]

[cosmic-spider]

Anyway, give me couples therapist Lio Rush trying to get Jetspeed back together

[grapplingwithadhd]

Chekovs Oddly Close Announce Table finally gets used

[throesofincreasingwonder]

The rest of the desk having to reassure Taz that they respect MJF is so good. You have to be nice to his specialist boy or else

[weheartpeople]

our new champion, the ranch dorito king

[weheartpeople]

taz in the casual wear

😍😍😍😍

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[musingmollusk]

Moral ocd is so funny because like, deep down I think that I would be capable of solving the climate crisis single-handed if I was just a *better* person and worked a little harder. But then another part of me thinks that is the most fucked up narcissistic thing anyone’s ever thought and I should be ashamed. Both of these thoughts exist simultaneously and for some reason it means I’m not allowed to eat yogurt.