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Do you think they make standard pistol clips with 9 rounds cause we’re too afraid of what a cat would do if we didn’t kill it completely?

I love how people who live nowhere near you give death threats. Murder? In this economy? I’d keel over just thinking about travel costs, gas or plane.

I live in a nice single bedroom with a faulty dishwasher and work for the amazon overlords, so fuck YoU

The main reason I don’t do social media anymore is cause it makes me sad to see all my old friends and the impossibility to connect with them outside of small talks and updates :/ I’ve done a shat job of keeping it real with the homies

Having a high constitution ability score in real life is the equivalent of waking up needing to vomit, but keeping it down and going to the bathroom and giving yourself diarrhea instead

#big dick energy #control of how i digest shit (kinda)#dnd #constitution #ability scores

pr1nceshawn

Bad Cats.

cheetothecat

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

tooiconic

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

yousaytheydontcare-blog

cunyfirst

scandalous

the-gingerdancer

i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

dajo42

mods are asleep post party hat wurmple

irlpinkiepie

dajo42

Hell Yea Babey

So here’s an opinion

I hate “sexuality”. Not the actual act of being attracted to or sexually active. But the titles and fights and the bickering with each other ya know? I feel like we all need to take a moment to understand each other or ourselves.

To start: homophobia. I think that’s an issue on both ends. For one, don’t be so quick to call someone out on homophobia. That may not be the case and I think it wraps you up in your own insecurity that it’s the world vs. you. The world ain’t all bad or good but that doesn’t mean we all have to be team blue or team red. Maybe they’re dealing with something they feel and are having difficulty expressing that. For example: I am uncomfortable around relationships of the same sex/gender. Why? I have no idea. I just know that when I see it in movies, television or real life, I feel out of place or as if the world can see and is judging my uncomfortableness. And that’s something really odd coming from someone who has not only multiple sexual experiences but a homosexual(ish, long story for another time) relationship. And i know that when I find myself in uncomfortable situations it’s easy for me to become flustered and easily prone to anger. So maybe those labeled as homophobia are feeling the same. Are they right to lash out or attack? Hell No! But don’t attack feelings, attack actions. “You’re just saying that because you’re homophobic!” Sounds a lot different than “There’s really no reason you should be doing that and it comes accross as mean and hateful”

Next: the fuckin title. Homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, it’s exhausting. Why? Because everyone is attacking the others. Heterosexuals are attacking all LBGTQ and LBGTQ is attacking heterosexuals, and each other. This entire post was brought on by scrolling through my feed and seeing a thread about how bisexual individuals are called out for not being “gay enough” or “can’t make up their minds”. It’s frustrating. Can’t we all just say we love people and dressing up certain ways or acting in certain manners and just fucking deal with each other? We are the top of the food chain now and we are spending all this power on eating each other.

i-am-a-fish

it’s dark

weird--nerd431

Turn on the lights then fish

L

You know you’re with a special person (the absolutely fucking one) when your girlfriend casually asks you if you wanna have sex, and you “nah, not that I don’t want to, but because I’m just too lazy” and she responds “same”

#becoming an adult!

fucktheevanuris

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

mostlyvoidpartlyplants

Someone: Hey what time is it?

Me: What?

Someone: Wha-

Me: It’s 3:20

attack0npotato

This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it

seashells-and-bookshelves

My husband has ADHD and does this, and I hate repeating myself constantly. One thing that I feel has saved us from so much stress in our marriage is that I’ve just stopped repeating myself. After a while he caught onto what I was doing and stopped saying “what” over and over when I didn’t respond. Now occasionally he’ll ask me “what?” when I said something because he actually didn’t hear me, and I will happily repeat myself for him, but most of the time I just say silent and let his brain compute what I said. So now our conversations go one of two ways:

Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What?? Me: *silence* Him: I left it on the couch.

Or

Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What? Me: *silence* Him: Ok, I really didn’t hear you that time, what did you say? Me: *repeats question*

Even if you don’t have ADHD, I mean, auditory delay happens with a lot of people, not just ADHD folk. If you deal with it, try this approach with your friends and loved ones. It has helped us so much.

old-songs

I jokingly suggested something similar to my gf called the “3 second rule”. If i don’t respond in 3s, assume I really didn’t hear you. Tho Im p good at just masking the processing time with UUhhhhHhHhh

adhd-informative

Also pro tip for communicating with ADHD people: say the name of the person you want to talk to before you share your thought and wait for them to acknowledge you. That way if we are distracted or otherwise occupied you know can be sure are listening. We very well may still need to process, but it will greatly cut down on the number of times we genuinely didn’t hear a word you just said.