always straight up jorking it

I want to describe myself but I also want to remain soooo mysterious to you guys (he/she/they) my art account is @weird-middle-school-art

[capacity2]

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[unknownundertalefan64]

In a local production of hadestown that i saw, when it came time for orpheus to sing epic III, the fates didnt give him his guitar back. You see, up on the platform by hades' office door, a shiny black guitar has been mounted on the wall throughout the whole play. It is this guitar that orpheus is given to play epic III on: hades' guitar. He once sang a song of love like orpheus, you know.

[gokusclit]

I hate how a woman having body hair is immediately seen as this like political statement or that she’s gnc or whatever like girl wtf it’s just the natural state of her being

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

The only "Odyssey" I care about was manufactured in 2013 by Honda, speaks Japanese, and drives in the Forgotten Realms.

[theparadoxspace]

those posts complaining about greasy hair arent exaggerating btw, it really makes you feel like everything in your life is going wrong and falling apart. and then you shower and it turns into a normal tuesday

[lcnsdjstr]

“I knew you liked me”

Hand study

Yes, that is the One Ring to Repulse Them All and the Slap Bracelet of Befriending to create a Very Normal Teen

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[loveridden1999]

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[losttheoldone-hereweareagain]

Using the butterflies in the wigs to keep track of point totals for the players was fucking INSPIRED

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[flanbolt]

[bedlund]

manifesting today. let's all hold hands

[sttartingover]

Shame is like a shell that keeps love from getting in

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr