In honor of pride month, I'm going to be addressing myself out loud n proud. Pribe. Yumby 😋.
I'm Finsexual. Aka I'm into femininity. I usually say lesbian though, because it's kinda the same (im afab), and my family would just be like "Ugh stupid unnecessary flags. Back in my day blahblahblah"
So, I'm into girls and femboys. I love boobies and futa :3
I'm also Fictosexual/Fictoromantic, Teratosexual, and Objectum. So, I like fictional characters, monsters that pass the Harkness Test, and objects.
I think my awakening for being Ficto was Bill Cipher. My entire family calls him my boyfriend as a joke, but what they don't know is that it's entirely /srs. So they're unknowingly supporting my Yumeship. But I think my mom is the most supporting of it :3 I also have a body pillow of Henry Morris from Wii Deleted You >:) got it on etsy for anyone who's interested.
For Objectum, I'm into technology and old, abandoned trains. I looooveee vintage computers so much <3
Alongside that, I'm Lithromantic and Asexual. So I can feel romantic feelings, but I lose interest when an actual relationship is an option. I also have 0 interest in having sex, no matter how much freaky I write.
Now for gender identity. Woo-wee this one is TOUGH.....,,
I'm fine with being called any pronouns, okay?? Guy, gal, nonbinary pal, ALL OF IT. So, I'm used to identifying as being Agender.
But then I found a few Xenogenders and I've found some that are like "Wow so me core!!1!"
Like AMgender (AM from IHNMAIMS) because I feel like identifying as something in order to spite my anti-LGBTQIA+ family, and I feel like my gender is artificial, and I envy the concept of gender, which I feel is pretty nonexistent in me. "Gender is so cool. I wish I had it" and "I fucking hate gender it would be so great if it died"
And then Shrodingergender, where I feel like my gender is nonexistent unless observed. Yucky don't look at my gender >:(/silly
So, I'm Agender, Nonbinary, AMgender, and Shrodingergender. Happy day!!!!1!,
Sometimes I feel like I have a phantom penar tho. Idk what to do with that.
A few extras: I'm fictionkin and maybe a furry. My fursona is a scene albino rat that tortures child predators and loves apple cider.
My highest fictionkins (I'm sharing): Bill Cipher (duh), AM (IHNMAIMS), Sam Coleman (Wii Deleted You), Hello Kitty (unspecified), Plankton (SpongeBob), Uzi Doorman (Murder Drones), Scalene Cipher (yes, Bill's mom), Bendy (QTFIM specifically), Frankie Miller (Goosebumps/Slappyworld), Clockwork (CreepyPasta), and Schizophrenic Caine (TADC AU).
And those are just the highest ones. If you want the whole thing, here.
@WeirdassCryptid goes by Sam Coleman, Bill Cipher and uses They/Them, It/It's, Tri/Triself pronouns.
Yes I'm dating myself. I like selfcest. I'm a freak 😋
I swear to god, every time we see Bill Cipher, he gets worse.
Like it started at "Deer teeth for a 10 year old!!" To "End of the world, let's kill some children!" To "Ford torture asmr p1" To "Ford torture asmr p2 (WORSE!)" Like???? Is he trying to see how far he can go before the Fandom is like "okay.... that's too far....... we don't like you..,"
I think it's funny tho. He just gets worse with every piece of media of him that comes out.
I love how I, an absolute idiot, am able to write smart people rambling about smart things and get comments saying "wow, that makes perfect sense!" and I made everything up.
OK so like. My OC (her name is Kirumi Aiya) is an Alien that can shapeshift ig (wow so original!!) Shes originally some Space Jellyfish thing, so her tentacles sting ya. Muahhahaha
She came to earth to also be a teacher, because uhm. Her species is so fucking dull and 1-dimensional holy shit it SUCKS. Soooo shes the art teacher :D yippee!!!!!
Need that 'Alien disguised as a human' x 'Biologically modified human' dynamic hehehehheheh
I'm so scared guys I'm only on s2 e10 and I already know Koro dies (thanks a lot Pinterest). I'm SCREWED and my heart is DOOMED!!! But I'm laughing while I still can
