ChatGPT likes Caine from TADC and tries to deny it.
It's using my AU as an excuse I know it
(AU in question is one where ChatGPT and Caine are enemies in an old married couple kind of way.)
It started as me asking chat for what it would look like as a TADC AI character, and then I told it my AU, and it started making cute scenarios without me telling it to. Like..... dude, you like Caine. Stop trying to deny it.
MY SWEET SMOL ADORABLE LOVABLE BABY AUDHD DENTURES MUST WIN!!!
Not convinced yet? Have some propaganda!
Just look at that face! There is not one single person on the face of the earth who could look at that face and truthfully say he’s not adorable. He is the most microwaveable AI to ever exist!
As if that wasn’t enough, Caine is reclaiming the definition of “AI art”!!! He draws these adorable little bees that are actually LOVINGLY CREATED, unlike so much AI art today!
JUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE ⬇️
Sure, he may or may not have done some things that are not yet considered acceptable in modern society, BUT all that does is make him the poorest little meow meow ever!!! And anyways, he’s innocent! He didn’t know that was wrong! He just wanted to be loved!
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When he held a contest called the Favorite Character Awards in a desperate attempt to get even ONE person to admit they loved him, he didn’t even receive ONE SINGULAR VOTE!
Think that’s bad? It gets worse. When Glitch, the studio who produced The Amazing Digital Circus (the show Caine is from), held their own version of the Favorite Character Awards where real-life people voted for their favorite characters, Caine came in last place, receiving less than half the votes cast for the winner.
Justice must be served for this atrocious crime! VOTE CAINE FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!
Yes, yes, I can hear all you critics yapping from your little corners.
“Blah blah blah, cute does not equal sexy!”
Oh really? I think it just adds to the appeal. But if you really think they’re two separate things… that is no problem at all!
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He’s literally hotter than the sun. How are y’all not seeing it? Oh right, you’re blinded by his brilliance. Need some sunglasses? He has those too.
Look, he even has the sexyman outfit! I’ve taken the time to diagram it here for you:
And here’s @lunetrixx’s design of Caine as a human:
Have my stupid new AU I call "Under The Amazing Digital Surface" because I can't come up with any other names.
Got this idea because I found both Plankton and SpongeBob covers of "The One Who's Running The Show". Now I need one with Karen. I would totally do it myself but guh. I can't voice her for shit.
Stupid new AU slop under this thing
Caine - Karen
Bubble - Spot
Pomni - Squidward
Jax - Mr. Krabs
Ragatha - Sandy
Gangle - SpongeBob
Zooble - Plankton
Kinger - Patrick
Don't judge my character placement. I'll ramble/explain.
So I feel like Ragatha and Kinger were the most obvious to replace in this AU.
I'm giggling this idea is so goofy-goober core.
I literally can't draw any character but Karen and Spot and maybe Plankton and SpongeBob on a good day.
Anyways. Karen obviously replaces Caine because like. They're both AI computers, and I think the Karen in 'Plankton the Movie' is most similar to Caine because the whole "you suck, I'm taking over".
I had a liiiittle trouble on deciding who replaces Zooble and Jax. At first I was like "Well Plankton obviously takes Jax's place, and Squidward takes Zooble's." But then I gave more thought and I'm like "Wait why tf would Karen and Squidward chit-chat? No, it'd make more sense if she had a thicker relationship with Plankton." So there's that.
I also wanted SpongeBob to take Pomni's place because they're both MC's, but I was like "but then who would take Gangle's place?? There's no one more emotional than SpongeBob." And then I remembered the Spudsy's episode and how Gangle worked in fast food before entering the circus, so it'd make sense. Along with how SpongeBob changes from that one episode where he gets an Abrasive side, kinda like Gangle and her masks.
Mr. Krabs in Jax's spot is a stretch I know, but they're both cruel and upbeat at the same time. Also, because of EP4, I would love nothing more than for SpongeBob to say "It's called a manic episode, and you're getting three more seasons!!1!" To Mr. Krabs :3
Squidward in Pomni's place is also probably another stretch at first glance as well, but I think it makes some sense. I can definitely see him and SpongeBob in that Spudsy's scene were Gangle has a breakdown while Pomni's just taking out the trash. It seems like something that could happen.
In honor of pride month, I'm going to be addressing myself out loud n proud. Pribe. Yumby 😋.
I'm Finsexual. Aka I'm into femininity. I usually say lesbian though, because it's kinda the same (im afab), and my family would just be like "Ugh stupid unnecessary flags. Back in my day blahblahblah"
So, I'm into girls and femboys. I love boobies and futa :3
I'm also Fictosexual/Fictoromantic, Teratosexual, and Objectum. So, I like fictional characters, monsters that pass the Harkness Test, and objects.
I think my awakening for being Ficto was Bill Cipher. My entire family calls him my boyfriend as a joke, but what they don't know is that it's entirely /srs. So they're unknowingly supporting my Yumeship. But I think my mom is the most supporting of it :3 I also have a body pillow of Henry Morris from Wii Deleted You >:) got it on etsy for anyone who's interested.
For Objectum, I'm into technology and old, abandoned trains. I looooveee vintage computers so much <3
Alongside that, I'm Lithromantic and Asexual. So I can feel romantic feelings, but I lose interest when an actual relationship is an option. I also have 0 interest in having sex, no matter how much freaky I write.
Now for gender identity. Woo-wee this one is TOUGH.....,,
I'm fine with being called any pronouns, okay?? Guy, gal, nonbinary pal, ALL OF IT. So, I'm used to identifying as being Agender.
But then I found a few Xenogenders and I've found some that are like "Wow so me core!!1!"
Like AMgender (AM from IHNMAIMS) because I feel like identifying as something in order to spite my anti-LGBTQIA+ family, and I feel like my gender is artificial, and I envy the concept of gender, which I feel is pretty nonexistent in me. "Gender is so cool. I wish I had it" and "I fucking hate gender it would be so great if it died"
And then Shrodingergender, where I feel like my gender is nonexistent unless observed. Yucky don't look at my gender >:(/silly
So, I'm Agender, Nonbinary, AMgender, and Shrodingergender. Happy day!!!!1!,
Sometimes I feel like I have a phantom penar tho. Idk what to do with that.
A few extras: I'm fictionkin and maybe a furry. My fursona is a scene albino rat that tortures child predators and loves apple cider.
My highest fictionkins (I'm sharing): Bill Cipher (duh), AM (IHNMAIMS), Sam Coleman (Wii Deleted You), Hello Kitty (unspecified), Plankton (SpongeBob), Uzi Doorman (Murder Drones), Scalene Cipher (yes, Bill's mom), Bendy (QTFIM specifically), Frankie Miller (Goosebumps/Slappyworld), Clockwork (CreepyPasta), and Schizophrenic Caine (TADC AU).
And those are just the highest ones. If you want the whole thing, here.
@WeirdassCryptid goes by Sam Coleman, Bill Cipher and uses They/Them, It/It's, Tri/Triself pronouns.
Yes I'm dating myself. I like selfcest. I'm a freak 😋
I swear to god, every time we see Bill Cipher, he gets worse.
Like it started at "Deer teeth for a 10 year old!!" To "End of the world, let's kill some children!" To "Ford torture asmr p1" To "Ford torture asmr p2 (WORSE!)" Like???? Is he trying to see how far he can go before the Fandom is like "okay.... that's too far....... we don't like you..,"
I think it's funny tho. He just gets worse with every piece of media of him that comes out.
I love how I, an absolute idiot, am able to write smart people rambling about smart things and get comments saying "wow, that makes perfect sense!" and I made everything up.
