s0ck th3 w31rd k1d!!1!

[weirdkid-offical]

s0ck's 1ntr0!!1!

(sock's intro)

1'm s0ck, sh3/paw :) 1'm a cat th3r1an and x3n0g3nd3r. 1 l0ve draw1ng and my 0Cs. s0mt1m3s 1 g3t p0ss3ss3d by s0m30n3 nam3d "m0d" and 1t typ3s stuff 0n my bl0g, dw 1t s33ms n1ce th0

(I'm sock, she/paw :) I'm a cat therian and xenogender. I love drawing and my OCs. Sometimes I get possessed by someone named "mod" and it types stuff on my blog, dw it seems nice tho)

[i'm mod, it/its. sock is an oc not a real person. sock isn't intended to mock weird kids, paw's intended to celebrate weird kid culture <3. also yes my oc has ocs]

[weirdkid-offical]

1f s0m30n3 says that numb3r 0N3 M0R3 T1M3 1'm g01ng 2 g3t v10l3nt. u kn0w th3 0n3.

(if someone says that number ONE MORE TIME i'm going 2 get violent. u know the one.)

[hsh-offical]

Home safety hotline introducing my self to as a new offical

@burning-britain-official @dinosaur-offical @mind-flayer-official @satan-offical @unlabelled-offical @uranium-offcial @unholyfrogspawn-offical @asbestos-official @apocalypse-offical @ambiguous-cactus-offical @amnesia-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @cobalt-official @creepy-crawlies-offical @crackships-offical @dino-game-offical @far-the-fae-official @fox-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @deinosuchus-offical

Thats probably enough @'s

[fox-offical]

NO IT ISN’T!!!! ADD MORE!!!!

[hsh-offical]

Well alright

@ham-offical @human-resources-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @gay-news-official @gingerbread-soap-offical @waffles-offical @weirdkid-offical @wiwiwicat-offical @thing-od-offical @the-cheese-offical @thefunpolice-offical @offical-wikipedia @france-official @loch-ness-monster-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @creative-name-offical

Is that enough for you @fox-offical

[weirdkid-offical]

M0R3!!!!!

(MORE!!!!!)

[weirdkid-offical]

sad bc 1 can't f0ll0w any0n3 back bc 1'm a s1d3bl0g ;-; c0ns1d3r us h0n0rary mutuals!!!!!!!

(sad bc I can't follow anyone back bc i'm a sideblog ;-; consider us honorary mutuals!!!!!!!)

[2020knives]

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

[small-victorian-child-offical]

please boil your water before you drink it.

it might have bad stuff in it, that will make you ill, and boiling it will get rid of the bed stuff!

no. Heat is a want, and that is of the devil :(

[weirdkid-offical]

1 kn0w th1s 1s v3ry n0rmal 0f m3 but 1m S00000 3xc1t3d 4 ST5 :3333 1 l1t3rally can't wa1t!!!!!

(i know this is very normal of me but im SOOOOO excited for ST5 :3333 i literally can't wait!!!!!)

[orchestra-kid-offical]

A musician’s search history

“What is this note”

“sF meaning music”

“Music stores near me”

“*name of some unknown song* orchestra recording”

“10,000 word yaoi fanfic hurt no comfort ao3”

“How to vibrato”

“why my vibrato suck”

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

[OFFICALVERSE SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT]

Hey guys, this is the mod behind Intern Cecil here, breaking character for (practically) the first time.

Quick PSA for any unwanted anon messages or weird vibes in your inbox/replies/reblogs lately.

The officalverse is built on weirdness and shitposting like the fiends we are. But harassment and threats aren't a part of the community. If you're getting messages that feel unsafe, here's some steps you can take:

Turn off Anon (even if it's temporary) if you're being spammed

Block any throwaway blogs connected to the asks (they sometimes follow up or reblog)

Screenshot & document anything/everything threatening or explicit

You do not have to answer/respond to mean or violent asks. You are allowed to delete or ignore them

If something crosses a line (especially violence or sexual threats) you are allowed to report it to Tumblr directly or (if you're a minor) talk to an adult you trust, even if it's just to help figure out what to do next

If you're seeing someone else get harassed, don't escalate. But feel free to leave a kind comment/reblog something normal from them. Remind them they belong here.

You aren't overreacting. You're not ruining any vibes. You deserve to feel safe while posting from "toaster-with-bad-vibes-offical".

Stay safe out there.

[weirdkid-offical]

wtf 1s "0ff1calv3rse" ;-;/j

(wtf is "officalverse" ;-;/j)

[weirdkid-offical]

m30w :3

[themachinedivine-deactivated202]

trans

[weirdkid-offical]

0h n0 tumblruser202903120923 just t0ld m3 t0 g3t a l1fe what3v3r w1ll 1 d0???/sarc

(Oh no tumblruser202903120923 just told me to get a life whatever will i do???/sarc)

[arsonstick]

"we need a slur for-" NO WE DONT!!!!!!!!!

[arcade-confetti]

Oh,, you're using pronouns? Wanna help me and my buddies with a video? They use noobnouns, godnouns, and hackernouns, it's gonna be sick