Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

“Strange and bizarre things happen to you with alarming frequency. You are the one with whom demons will stop and chat. Magic items with disturbing properties will find their way to you. ...Nothing lethal will happen to you, at least not immediately, and occasionally some weirdness will be beneficial. But most of the time it will be terribly, terribly inconvenient.” Antonia Lyon: Weirdness Magnet, Telepath, To Short for This Shit. Bio Here

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hey the 400 people in the notes with boners is everything okay at home

[jynxeddraca]

So I have a new idea for a draw your couple pose....

[heylsgowt]

[weirdnessxmagnet]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Tagged by @jynxeddraca

A seven sentence section of the first chapter of my BG3 WIP "Blood and Roses"

The dragonborn - he hadn’t given her his name, when she’d asked on the ship, only shook his head sharply and started walking - was still bent over the corpse as the sending ended, apparently lost in thought. She hoped that hadn’t been someone he knew. “Are you alright?” She called, pushing herself to stand on aching legs. How long had they lain unconscious on this sandbank? They’d crashed in the dark, but the height of the sun said it had already passed noon. Despite her calling out, her approach caused him to startle as if noticing her for the first time, turning with dagger drawn.

No pressure tagging: @windup-viera

[lilyblisslys]

my body is not a flesh prison, it’s a divine weapon that I get to inhabit during my time on this earth. And also it’s fuckable like crazy

[weltenwellen]

Buttercream Joy Sullivan

[lhoandbehold]

The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[monstrouslysexy]

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

[weirdnessxmagnet]

@maverickmage

[thememedaddy]

[creature-wizard]

Have the gods actually struck anyone down over this lately or are you just appointing yourself to get angry on their behalves?

[gravegotten]

✏️ Toni

Lucy: I only have 6 weeks left to live. Toni: Oh my god, really?! Lucy: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

[needsmoreexplosions]

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died