Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

“Strange and bizarre things happen to you with alarming frequency. You are the one with whom demons will stop and chat. Magic items with disturbing properties will find their way to you. ...Nothing lethal will happen to you, at least not immediately, and occasionally some weirdness will be beneficial. But most of the time it will be terribly, terribly inconvenient.” Antonia Lyon: Weirdness Magnet, Telepath, To Short for This Shit. Bio Here

[garfieldstim]

.❤️

[poison-ivy-on-drugs]

[weirdnessxmagnet]

"What’s one more piercing, really?"

[theenochianbarometer]

“You’re always so accommodating. Although a hole in the head might be a step just a little too far.”

[weirdnessxmagnet]

"Maybe a little. Still, I've seen you look far stranger, so don't hold back on my account."

[weirdnessxmagnet]

"What’s one more piercing, really?"

[gandolphthegey]

My very toxic trait; I get very horny when I am arguing with someone that I like. So halfway through, I am thinking about all the nasty ways we are going to fuck to make up for the arguing

[impaledroses]

ℜ𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔯 by heavenallows 🌹

[zairemalak]

@urbanxfantasy this has seasonal Toni vibes

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[weirdnessxmagnet]

Stolen from @crosshairsdemon

Your Dating Service

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

[charseraph]

[weirdnessxmagnet]

@gravegotten

[motojane]

[bleekay]

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

[bleekay]

i'm glad people are finding this fun as a concept and making references to stuff that this reminds them of but i really gotta express how bad of a nightmare this was for me. i had fallen in love with the original story and characters (though on waking i couldn't tell you the details), unintentionally warped their story beyond recognition, and found myself an unwitting god that could not provide mercy for some without doling torment to others. one of the characters started offing themselves every time i started another reread. stress dream doesn't even begin to cover it

[weirdnessxmagnet]

Meme: would they ever leave a loved one behind without notice?

Know Thyself

She has before. She abandoned her entire family without warning after her first encounter with a demon, leaving them only a note after she was already gone to tell them (and any authority they might try to report her disappearence to) that she didnt want to be found. She wanted to protect them from the fallout of her mistake by making the consequences of her actions have to hunt her down far away from her family. Of course, this did just leave them with some serious emotional fallout instead... but hey, they lived!

She has almost done it again since; when she stole the hammer gun from the armoury three years ago, a possibility she was very seriously considering was to take it an her son and vanish into the depths of faerie. She didn't, because her and Han came to a new agreement, which was enough of a win for her to supress her resentment towards everyone else who contributed to that situation for a while longer, but she already had her bag packed before the palace went on lockdwn she was just agonising over the logistics.

Doing so without notice now is a bit harder, with an extra child and everyone so interconnected. This is perhaps the only reason anyone actually got a warning this time.

[maxxie-or-smth]

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

[i2-xmf]

“We wish we were fish” (2004)

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ruinedchildhood]

[girlfriendnumber16]

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.