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[babyanimalgifs]

A dream.

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[xg-xe-xl-deactivated20170506]

[awhiffofcavendish]

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

[kenfucky]

is this amazon

[w0wls]

Amazon would have a nailgun

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[humor-cnl]

More Humor on @humor-cnl​ 

[theweirdwideweb]

[meekaleeks]

“When did you realize you were gay??”

Me:

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[fakehistory]

The American housing crisis (circa 2008)

[dkdraws]

A girl can dream. 

[sefyra-velvetpaw-deactivated201]

That’s a good goddamn goal

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[clickholeofficial]

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

You know whats one of my favorite aesthetics? 

Nature taking over abandoned places 

Hauntingly beautiful

[sixpenceee]

Portal Icosahedron by Anthony James 

[doublepasse-deactivated20190316]

What do you mean it’s not a real portal?

[ojibwecowboy-moved-deactivated2]

Wow that’s a massive d20

[livinadidlife]

[turtlessuggest]

Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises

Indian Roof Turtle, about as close to a dragon turtle as we’re likely to get.

Burmese Roof Turtle, with a banana for a head

Diamondback Terrapin, the Rorschach of turtles

Red-Bellied Short-Necked Turtle, just look at those colors!

Burmese Starred Tortoise, geometrically chic

Radiated Tortoise, also geometrically chic but maybe more art deco

Painted Terrapin, no need to send in the clowns

Leopard Tortoise, breaking the mold with a little art noveau

Bell’s Hingeback Tortoise, “You think box turtles got it on lockdown? Hold my noms and watch this!”

Impressed Tortoise, what it says on the tin

Cane Turtle, otherwise known as “Winner Of Turtle Death Glare Competition Since Forever”

[chaussettesock]

Mata-Mata Turtle, the very definition of chaotic Neutral as a turtle

Spiny turtle, a very sharp and very dangerous boy

Cantor’s giant softshell turtle, a pancake with turtle pieces

Alligator snapping turtle, a real life honest dragon

[lolwtfmemes]

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it