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she / they | 26 | lesbian

[pukicho]

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

[pukicho]

When in pride month Bro!!!

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

[therulerofallpotatos]

I have zero doubt

[thenatsdorf]

Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)

[wannabe-british-fangirl]

[blind-to-the-world]

That is the funniest fucking response to anything I’ve ever seen in my life ever

[hgedits]

i love how they both apologize like tech CEOs. unhinged assholes who are soulmates

[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions

[melaschasma]

[angelicguy]

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

[angelicguy]

[ooppo]

I fucking love fake posting. It never gets old and it's so fucking funny. Like bitch yes. Confuse me

🌫️ cloudys-meaty-balls Follow

Fake posts are so fucking stupid. Stop.

[distinctiveusername]

I like pictures of destroyed Scrub Daddys

[bauliya]

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

[bauliya]

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.

[bauliya]

i’m fine

[moonlightredfern]

I will never get over how Tolkien & Lewis took the horrors of war and spun them into fantasy.

Shivering in the trenches dreaming of cozy hobbit holes, shaking as bombs pockmark a forest and imagining each shallow mud-filled crater contains a new world—that maybe there are still as many beautiful things in the universe as there are bombs—that maybe the world is bigger than this moment and this ugliness and one day this will be a peaceful forest again full of small ponds.

I mean look at these photos of the shell craters in Sanctuary Woods, near Ypres Belgium and tell me it’s not the Wood Between The Worlds:

[laurenthemself]

…oh.

[alliumdykes]

For all my fellow Aussies remember, voting yes in the referendum quite literally means that Indigenous Australians will get a proper spot in parliament. If someone tells you to vote no they are racist, there is no reason why Indigenous Australians shouldn’t be allowed in parliament.

Vote Yes!

[trenchcrows]

VOTE YES!!!!!!

also, "the referendum wont do anything" It's gonna do a hell of a lot more than what we've got now I'm telling you right fucking now

[alliumdykes]

if your not Australian please reblog this, reblogging this will help show this to more Australians who will (hopefully!) vote yes. The people who are on the front lines for voting no are incredibly racist.

[alliumdykes]

The referendum is going to be held on the 14th of October. If you are unable to make it that day remember to apply for early voting. This is something incredibly important, please even if you aren’t australian reblog this

[jame7t]

This sword fight isn’t even that homoerotic dude I think I’m just gonna kill yo,u

[lambdaupsilon]

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

[thotboyfriend]

[macbcth]

nothing frustrates me more than when adults refuse to even slightly indulge the questions and thoughts of children. i remember one time when one of my younger cousins accidentally stumbled across the concept of purchasing power parity because she realised 10 rupees which bought her 10 candies in India only bought her ~3 candies when we went on holiday to Japan, and when she asked her mother about “why the same things cost different amounts in different places” my aunt had the audacity to call her spoiled for not understanding the “”worth” of money, that’s not what she was ASKING damn it!! your daughter just set up her own big mac index and realised a key metric of macroeconomics!!! how do you not find that utterly fascinating !! why don’t adults talk to children !!

[evilvillain123456789]

one of these days you fake ass bitches and snakes will learn how to appreciate my round pink belly and ruddy apple cheeks instead of rubbing and poking up on my shit to make me wriggle