weirdpurplepanda

Don't ask me what kind of blog this is because I don't even know.

[itsbyrosie]

as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw

[weirdpurplepanda]

Me when I see a bee

[biggaybunny]

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

[cow-mow-deactivated20231201]

@weirdpurplepanda

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

[longgonebabe]

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

[cringereincarnated]

What happens in canon VS What we write in fanfictions:

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Council of gays. Assemble

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

[eroscestlavie]

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

motion passed council adjourned

[sadrainbowalpacashipper]

Jim: when I look into your eyes I see something beautiful.

Sherlock*blushing*: w-what?

Jim: my own reflection.

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[dumbthotdiaries]

[charlemane]

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

[charlemane]

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

[hypokeimena]

#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)

[marcelock]

sherlock and john saw all of each other’s flaws right at the start and still fell in love with each other immediately

[sillyzone]

Me: *wearing some godawful travesty of an outfit*

The Fashion Police: um :/

Me:

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[asian]

[thewinchesterdaily]

[elennemigo]

Benedict Cumberbatch - Interview Magazine (x)

Recolored pic for @mouseymodesty 😉

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

OMG!! this is the most amazing thing you have done with yer talents. I’m floored and honored that it you did this for me. Trust the :::squee::: I am feeling is beyond comprehension.

#punkbatch is my fave batch now and it’s been elevated because of you my darlin!! 😘

[cow-mow-deactivated20231201]

Omg @weirdpurplepanda

[weirdpurplepanda]

Perfection @cow-mow

[thehiddenlawyer]

Benedict Cumberbatch for Interview Magazine 2017

I…I don’t know what to say.

I need a moment.

That the world may know that I died of love…

Source: https://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/benedict-cumberbatch-november-2017-issue

[mel-loves-all]

No words….except, DAYUM

[elennemigo]

OMG!!!!!

[reticentintrovert]

Is this bad boy Benedict like I didn’t know it was a thing and can we like have more of this pls

[lawyermargo-deactivated20180329]

I was actually shaky when I saw these. Kind of still am.

[cow-mow-deactivated20231201]

@weirdpurplepanda this seems of interest? I think they have been reading our rp!!