Because why not?

This is my blog of randomness, please come and visit me! Mostly funny stuff, books, marvel, lotr/hobbit, books, hp, Kingkiller Chronicle, Cosmere, books, random, and penguins. Currently reading: THE THREE MUSKETERS - Alexander Dumas

[dustbringer10]

Me: *looks forward to all 1240 pages of Oathbringer*

Me: *remembers that’s exactly 1240 pages in which Kaladin might die*

Me: *looks forward stressfully*

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit

edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother

edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal

edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him

[megapuddi64]

The Catch These Hands Alchemist

[skymarks]

Shallan: but you could be fire!!!!!

Stick: i aM a sTicCk

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[kidrat]

I’m not saying all of Alethkar’s problems would be solved if Jasnah were Queen but……

……who am I kidding.

Yes, yes I am.

[maya-kholin]

I get shit done.

[earthflight]

Who are you kidding, you’d leave the entire country to its own devices while you galavant off after old myths.

[kidrat]

I imagine she’d treat ruling like a science project.

Jasnah: I wonder if a minimum wage would make the people feel more motivated?

Jasnah: But what would be the social ramifications of ending slavery???

Jasnah: *changes a bunch of laws so she can see how women would deal with power positions*

Jasnah: what social construct will I destroy for the fun of it today????

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[carpetenebras]

Remember this is in the same universe as the machete movies

[captoring]

THIS IS ABSURD SPY KIDS IS THE BEST MOVIE TRILOGY EVER MADE AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DEFAMATION. THEY MADE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 

[nvclearbomb]

^^^

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[doomy]

[maya-kholin]

ah yes, the stormlight archive, featuring such valiant heroes as dalinar “literally bullied storm jesus into bonding him” kholin, kaladin “you only live once but where’s it written that you actually have to die tho” stormblessed, and shallan “but you could be fire” davar

[themalhambird]

Jasnah and Kaladin creating ever more elaborate schemes to get out of the boring society function the radiants are supposed to attending whilst still obeying Dalinar’s increasingly more explicit orders to attend like:

Dalinar: I want you both to be there.

Jasnah & Kaladin: …okay

Dalinar: For at least two hours

Jasnah & Kaladin: *exchange knowing glances* Fine

Dalinar: As in, one hundred consecutive minuetes, not two minuetes in the hall and five minutes sneaking out to read or go over status reports.

Jasnah & Kaladin: *scowl*

Dalinar: And you have to talk to different people, you’re not allowed to spend the evening talking to each other about how boring it is. Talk to at least one foreign dignitary or else.

Dalinar: *leaves, fully satisified that he has closed every possible loophole and Kaladin and Jasnah will have no choice but to socialise.*

Jasnah: So…get there at five o’clock in the morning when it’s still going on but everyone’s too hung over to bother us…that still leaves the matter of the foreign dignatry, but-

Kaladin: Shallan’s foreign. And dignified. Moast of the time.

Jasnah: *shrugs* works for me.

Kaladin: sorted

Kaladin & Jasnah: *fistbump*

[sauciestlark]

I didn’t realize how much I needed this omfg.

[forgedragon]

Normally when you don’t get something in a book or whatever you can just look at the wiki but I swear that 5 minutes on the Cosmere wiki just confused things even more as you realise you need to read like 40 books from different series as well as a shitload of forum posts and Q&As and panels just to understand anything that’s going on and you were only there in the first place to see if a comedian is secretly god

[libralita]

Accurate

[calexandaire]

The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

(Image Credit: krhart, mighty5cent, dixon-leavitt, zusacre, somnicide)

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[xxgirlnext-door]

That’s all I hope for

[sakura-haruka]

Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just pretty.

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[iamastick]

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[prongsno-deactivated20161112]

sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’

 james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form 

[crankydragon-deactivated2018120]

I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.

[the-bakeneko]

“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort