Weird Stock Photos

I find the oddest stock photos and try to make sense of them, send me some if you find any also @absolutebisaster won the last caption contest (wtf should I call them) go check em out

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Litterally no-one:

Sonitarians: i support ted cruz

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#dont come to school tomorrow

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I feel like I should make it clear that this is a joke that way for some weird reason I don't get arrested or expelled from school 

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mmm fruit by the foot

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gee gamgam! how come your mom let you eat TWO popsicles??

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my friend makes better jokes than me, this was from my first post ever

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my friends just found this account and Im drowning in work so, for this one, it just a selfie

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Someone please photo shop/draw an eel voting with little stick figure arms and possibly a patriotic top hat and send it to me, its for a joke

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they warned Brian not to eat the special brownies his roommate Kyle made before going to work, but did he listen? nooo

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its comp time again, I will say that the name of this photo was already pretty funny. also bonus points if you know what I should name these competition/contest things. no time restrictions or anything yet 

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These magical cards can tell a mean joke and its really helping his bluff, really man those are some shit cards you should have folded 

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Alright im trying this one more time since theres more of you, submit a caption for this photo and the winner will have a shout out in my bio until the next “competition” (I dont know what to call it) submit by reblogging or through the ask box, but make sure if you do the ask box don’t hit anonymous or it wont count :)

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Nightwing really fell on some hard times after leaving Batman…

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Yall, I came back on and people have actually responded holy shit congrats b ill post another one soon

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Hi you should check out twitter@humanstockphoto i feel like you would like it! You should write for them.

ok looking at them it seems like I was copying them but I swear I'm not, but I fricken love it 

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The natural response to agreeing to let your 7 year old cousin do your makeup

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Alright im trying this one more time since theres more of you, submit a caption for this photo and the winner will have a shout out in my bio until the next “competition” (I dont know what to call it) submit by reblogging or through the ask box, but make sure if you do the ask box don’t hit anonymous or it wont count :)

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This poor lady has been burdened by her alcoholism despite her despising the smell of red wine, she finally found the solution, clothespins on her nose, however she has been ridiculled and teased for months about it. Here she is podering her next move, shall she attend AA, or go full voldemort and cut off her nose? Thanks for the submission @amarantine-amirite

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Me when I logged out for a few months and came back to see that over a 130 people followed me during that time, then i make a big mistake and accidentally delete a submission (also what do you guys think of me editing some of them like this, not all the ones i post but a few?)

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Exclusive business diver.

http://de.123rf.com/photo_31731074_seltsame-gesch-ftsmann-fischerei-im-b-ro.html

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When you have a meeting at 2 but scuba lessons at 3

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The groom, being self conscious (and non-verbal hence the sign) must ask just one more time, on the day of their wedding, to make sure she still wants to marry him Thanks @doodlefriend again for the very quote "meme-able" stock photo