[c3po]

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”

[c3po]

wow! that’s just ribbeting.. please do tell me more

[morganiser-deactivated20240512]

[thebeardedguyy]

Proof that Anime was not a mistake.

[chonce]

[baapi-makwa]

[lemonsharks]

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, TRUDY

[jeauxanne]

doing god’s work

[jeauxanne]

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[getitontheground]

kylie minogue :

[abteblu]

“a supporting character” I am DEAD

[ireallydontcare5]

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

[that-twink-over-there]

I can’t believe this website is free

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I can!

[newlabours]

[passion]

“pokemon is running out of ideas”

geodude was a rock with arms

[powerburial]

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[clubpenguinkiller]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[r4cs0]

[general-george-washington]

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

[absolxguardian]

Please, enlighten us

[general-george-washington]

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

[mayorfuu]

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

[bokutowo]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[shieldmaiden19]

Everyone can go home, this is the greatest tiktok that is or will ever be

[maneljavier]

Me waiting for my joke to land:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhh-im-not-me]

it gets better

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]