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Hello. My name is Christine and I think I am a lot funnier than I actually am.

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products 

[coral]

“The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that we can grow is if we change. The only way that we can change is if we learn. The only way we can learn is if we are exposed. And the only way that we can become exposed is if we throw ourselves out into the open. Do it. Throw yourself.”

— C. JoyBell C. (via coral)

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[godpenis]

Me at my internship this summer

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[renjin-chan]

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

[thingsthatsoundlikefacts]

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

[bussmunchington]

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s not Sunday unless you waste the whole day and feel grumpy about it at 8 p.m.

[stelleamezzogiorno]

Bunnies love flowers 🌼

[riotsnotdiets]

[yeahwehadatime]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

reblog to save a life

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

[reblogable-memes]

I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[om-shakti-om]