Hello.

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[okayodysseus]

Well Mr. Darcy and I are basically the same person bc I like to stare at attractive people from afar and I’m really bad at making conversation

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[micdotcom]

Watch: There are some horrible stereotypes about curvy shoppers out there — these women are proving them wrong.

In collaboration with @fedex

[hauntedfalcon]

I started crying while watching the video, and then I went to the website and saw this selection of checkboxes:

COMFORTABLE. NOT CONFIDENT. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT.

[stitch-n-time]

Because the link isn’t on this post yet…

This might be kind of useful.

[princesconsuela]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kelly-clarkson]

[bvdr]

[felicitys-archived]

[jbuffyangel]

SHE RAN INTO HIS ARMS.

[mostmodernist-deactivated201708]

here’s how Bernie can still win the super bowl

[micdotcom]

This veterans group made a striking ad calling out Trump — and put it where they knew he’d see it

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[teuer]

[thatsthat24]

GASP

the wontons…

[asteri4z]

The wontons…?

[lum1natrix]

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[africant]

Happy Anniversary Troy and Gabriella!

[mensweardog]

The Urban Adventurer