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it's okay, it's okay/ i'll convince myself it's overrated anyway/ it's okay, it's alright/) the jealousy in my bones won't rattle tonight

[curesforwritersblock]

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

Actually Spotify looks like this while it watches you listen to four very popular musicians on the top 100 charts.

[bryansomething]

Same vibes

[thoorfinn]

all of us waiting for botw2 news at nintendo's E3 showcase on tuesday like

[paulthebukkit]

so in Age of Calamity in the mission where you recruit Daruk he gives Link a "Prime Rock Roast" and instead of the gag being "silly Daruk, people can't eat rocks" Link just nods and starts eating it

[spiritb0x]

when we needed him most he returned to us…..

[yasmeensh]

SKYWARD SWORD!!! HD!!!

[theproblematicblogger]

Poor people being able to afford healthcare treatment at the expense of hedge fund managers crying on the floor is simply the best thing happening in the world today

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[angelicguy]

im so pissed. our old doorbell was a stone frog holding an orb on his stomach that would ring the bell if you pressed it. my dad replaced it with one of those bullshit techno apple lookin ringers

[angelicguy]

this is the death of western civilization.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

[fakesleepwalking]

[dhaaruni]

— Rep. Jim Clyburn

— Rep. Susan Wild

— Rep. Maxine Waters

— Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (in reference to the previous statement by Maxine Waters)

[mariacallous]

It’s important to note that all of the legislators making these points are women and/or people of color, and therefore would have been some of the primary people to be targeted and focused on by the insurrectionists and I think that needs to be emphasized. 

[general-taylor]

‘It Was No Accident’

Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal on surviving the siege.

[katzensprotte]

HE’S GONNA DO IT!

[lungri]

A+++ CONTENT.

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[pasdecoeur]

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

[english-history-trip]

Tragically, Yorkshire Museum's Curator Battles have come to an end. Here are some highlights from the grand finale subject of Best Object.

[shrewreadings]

The football stuck in the rafters for 435 years is really peak humanity.

Has anyone checked the rafters for, oh, I don’t know, Jimmy Hoffa? The Mary Celeste? The Amber Room, or the Gardner Collection?

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[beeffizz]

Chewing minty gum while wearing a mask like a plague doctor with a beak full of potpourri