My return was, indeed, forestalled @well-maxed-kaiser - Tumblr Blog

since the past few hours have once again proven that I'm down bad for Kuya, imma just leave y'all with this Spotify playlist I made in honour of all the trauma I'm projecting onto this guy.

#Kuya #Nu carnival kuya #and by projecting I mean fuck Huey all my friends hate Huey #I don't take criticism for this btw #Except I don't know shit about music and we all suffer for it #The pov changes harder and faster than- nevermind #Spotify #nu carnival

lascitasdelashoras

Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

bogleech

The glowing

morionette413

@eddieintheocean

dernisseznirp

Ich weiß Merz muss förmlicherweise was zum Anschlag auf den CSD in Berlin sagen, aber Junge, halt einfach deine Fresse. Deine Politik macht den CSD so nötig wie lange nicht.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

"Ein Angriff auf unsere Gesellschaft"

Fritze, halt's Maul, du bist der Angriff auf unsere Gesellschaft!

basi-boy

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

depsidase

unscharf-an-den-raendern

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

pyrogina

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

johnnycrass

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch

Polar Bear - Norway

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

zoesupreme

man...

drtrinitysantos

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.