Kann jemand bitte diesen halben Keks aufessen?

Running cliché on two little legs.

[orchidsslayer]

Line up für Way to Victory

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[prokopetz]

Metroidvania that does the original flavour Metroid "protagonist takes off their helmet during the credits and surprise, they're a girl!" thing, except we saw them out of armour during the game's intro and they at least appeared to be a dude at the time, so this is surprising to them as well.

[maple-cloak]

metroidvania but she transitioned at the end

[foone]

ahh, we could combine the terms "trans" and "metroidvania" , and call that as transylvanla

[epicsause-official]

provided here is a helpful chart of the etymology of the word "transylvania"

[official-niedersachsen]

Ich schiffe Niedersachsen mit NRW, aber vllt auch nur weil ich unweit der Grenze aufgewachsen bin. Aber Hamburg und Niedersachsen schiffe ich gar nicht, die sind zu arrogant. Niedersachsen und Bremen hingegen... ja, doch, das schiffe ich auch!

@official-nordrheinwestfalen

[official-nordrheinwestfalen]

Tach?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Fucking love Peregrine Falcons

Marvelous

[asteroidtroglodyte]

In urban areas, where it tends to nest on tall buildings or bridges, it subsists mostly on a variety of pigeons. Among pigeons, the rock dove or feral pigeon comprises 80% or more of the dietary intake of peregrines.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

In many parts of its range, peregrines now also nest regularly on tall buildings or bridges; these human-made structures used for breeding closely resemble the natural cliff ledges that the peregrine prefers for its nesting locations.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

A study testing the flight physics of an "ideal falcon" found a theoretical speed limit at 400 km/h (250 mph) for low-altitude flight and 625 km/h (388 mph) for high-altitude flight. In 2005, Ken Franklin recorded a falcon stooping at a top speed of 389 km/h (242 mph).

[curlicuecal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ac1g6c/pigeon_tries_to_court_falcon/

Ok but is anyone going to bring up

[naughtypiggy]

The boy saw a baddie and decided to swing hard out of his league. Props.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Who are you to be so wise in the ways of science

[imatoons]

artfight attack on @bkchaos of their pmd team!

[wellen-katze]

*Boogie Street* Shakes - Disco Elysium comic

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[casual-darkness]

[teacupfullofroses27]

The funniest thing about the fourth slide is that they most definitely do not pass the bechdel test in that scene

[liebendenachtigall]

Tatort Münster sollte eine Musical Folge haben.

[liebendenachtigall]

Prahl und Liefers können singen, gib mir eine Musical Folge. Komm.

[genderkommissar]

tatort münchen + random posts and images i ripped off tumblr

(polizeiruf 110 edition)

[herzlak]

ja es stimmt, ich bin die mit der tatort psychose

[schuerkchen]

wenn thiel versucht boerne von seinen zeugen fernzuhalten

[waechter]

Zanrelot: “Das ist eine Sache zwischen Vater und Sohn.”

Matreus: “Ich bin Euer Sohn, Vater.”

Zanrelot: “Hör auf mit dem Vater-Unsinn. Du bist nicht mein Sohn. - Jona ist mein Sohn.”

Matreus: “Jona hasst Euch.”

Zanrelot: “Nein. Jona liebt mich.”

Jona: “Niemals.”

that’s it - that’s their entire relationship with each other (and the actual subtitles to this scene)

[waechter]

“Ich räum nur noch schnell die Bücher hier weg.”

“Nein.”

oder: Matreus will sich nicht sehr subtil vor der Recherche drücken (a mood)

[waechter]

👀