Opossum

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[opossumsareus]

Today has been the worst day I've had in a while. I need to go to a creek. Sadly I have a job.

[tmglineaday]

There's a monkey in the basement, how did the monkey get there?

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[tmg-lyrics-daily]

Oh, what do I do? what do I do? What do I do? what do I do without you?

[opossumsareus]

Forced my friends to watch PINOF 1 while waiting for edibles to kick in

[opossumsareus]

It's the Fourth of July, which mean Fall Out Boy fans everywhere can force others to listen to their music, and the likelihood of being able to explain Petekey lore to your family and friends goes up significantly.

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[watcherglowcloud0]

computer. tallahassee album by the mountain goats. loud enough to kill

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[wdapteo]

[wdapteo]

[wdapteo]

[opossumsareus]

In Chicago rn. You know, Chicago, the place from Fall Out Boy

[mothersandtruckersofthejury]

I made a graphic in Word to explain my experience with the 2025 Mountain Goats concept album, Through the Fire Across From Peter Balkan

[sleepyslag]

oh my god. uma thurman watched them have sex.

[opossumsareus]

You've heard of mustache!Eddie x Buck 1.0, you've heard of s2 Eddie x s9 Buck. Now I need 118 Tommy x Buck 1.0 and 118 Tommy x s9 Buck.

[poughkeepsiesjr]

lowk this is all im gonna be thinking about for four months

[emziess]

Buck 'Meep Face' Buckley 9-1-1