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Halloween month nails continue! Black cats and bats! I feel like most people are more scared of bats than cats. However I am terribly allergic to felines and my throat begins to swell shut when I'm around them for too long, so black cats are far more terrifying to me.
It's October, and my nails celebrate all month long. First up, creepy crawly spiders. Justin is in charge of any and all spider removal in the house. Even if he's not home. I'll just put a cup over the spider for him to deal with upon his return.
I ruthlessly stole this design (though I tweaked it a bit) from a set of press on nails I saw at Target. My one regret is that the press on glitter nail is probably 14x easier to remove. I imagine it will take me three to four days to remove those party nails.
Though I grew up watching the annual balloon fiesta in New Mexico, I have never actually been in a hot air balloon. According to The Bachelor, I suppose this means my fiancé doesn't truly love me. And if The Bachelor knows anything, it's how to make a relationship last.
These nails are creeping me out because I used the same coral color for the solid colored nails as I did for the stamp on the white nails and somehow it looks like a totally different color and what is this witchcraft? Am I cursed?
This manicure is very similar to last weeks because, well, I was trying to show the symbolic and significant similarities between DNA strands and fabric patterns because, they, um, dammit. Fine. I admit it. It was late and I was tired so I just copied myself because it’s not plagiarism if it’s your own work.
This stamp reminded me of DNA strands. So uh, this is the genetic sequence for the perfect manicure? Man, this is the scientific breakthrough we’ve really been waiting for. HAHAHA I am hilarious.
What’s that in picture number 4? BLAMO. ENGAGED. I finally tricked someone into putting up with me and my shenanigans FOR LIFE. Haha, what a sucker. To celebrate, I gave myself engagement nails, with three arrows pointing down at my pretty pretty ring because I am allowed one moment of petty materialism and I CHOOSE THIS ONE.
Game of Thrones nails! Can’t you hear the theme music in your head right now? BAHHH BAH BA BA BA BAH BA DA DA! Yeah, that’s the best I can do at typing the theme song, so you don’t even want to know how bad I am at singing/humming it. Anywho, chainmail for all the fighty fights, lion of House Lannister, wolf for House Stark, and dragon for House Targaryen. I wouldn’t say I root for a particular house as much as I root for George R.R. Martin/the show runners to not kill any of the dragons or direwolves.
Geez, I was not kidding about my obsession with nautical nails. This week the theme was apparently “sharp objects associated with the sea.” How does one become a curmudgeonly sea captain of an old but reliable vessel? I feel like I’d be really good at that.
I don’t know why I love nautical nails so much, but I really do. Maybe it’s because I’ve listened to the song “Highwaymen” 90000 times, and quite enjoy this verse:
“I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide And with the sea I did abide.”
If you haven’t bathed in the magnificence of this iconic ditty, then you have deprived yourself of the glorious mashup of Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Waylon Jennings. In fact, what are you still doing here? WHY AREN’T YOU GOOGLING THIS SONG??!!?
If you look closely, you can see that the leaf appears in every nail theme. It’s like a movie Easter egg, except way more obvious, and way less meaningful.
One time my dad was a camp counselor and a kid woke him up in the middle of the night and thought that a cow mooing was a bobcat. I see the resemblance.
This color felt very mint chocolate chip ice cream, so I had to toughen it up with snakes. Gotta keep my hardcore nail art rep.
Pastels, Easter eggs, and Jesus. That pretty much sums up spring, right?
The company I work for moved to a new building, so these nails celebrated out move. We're not quite in a skyscraper, but it is 10 stories tall and very shiny. There are tons of giant windows, which does not help my productivity level, as I am very easily distracted.
Spring has sprung and the birdies are back! Currently there are more geese and ducks than song birds in my neighborhood, but they aren't featured on my happy spring nails because my dog rolled in their poop twice last week, so I'm a little bitter.