I Live For Glitter, Not You

wemmer. 25. terrified of large flightless birds and the future.

[softlenaluthor]

brooklyn nine-nine + the mincing mockingbird guide to troubled birds

[heyepiphora]

Sex toy giveaway: rock your G-spot!

Just a few months ago, I crowned Fun Factory’s Stronic G pulsator the best sex toy of 2017. Its automated back-and-forth thrusting motion and perfectly-hooked tip are a G-spotting dream. Now, I’M GIVING A BUNCH AWAY FOR FREE! Eight, in fact, thanks to the generosity of Fun Factory!

So, how can you win this self-thrusting wonder? Find out on my blog! 

Giveaway ends 5/15.

[obliviateyourworries]

[adulthoodisokay]

i unmuted this and it was exactly what i hoped it would be

[jesusismyhostage]

@sharnefarn

[dumdolly]

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

[monicas]

#about me

[mrbenwyatt]

[c-offeeandcocoa]

moodboards | cities | E D I N B U R G H, Scotland

 “This is a city of shifting light, of changing skies, of sudden vistas. A city so beautiful it breaks the heart again and again.” - Alexander McCall Smith

[sprigday-remade]

ya lit meme: ten series or books (3/10) — the song of achilles

we were like gods at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.

[helltitty]

how many toes you got?

[bisexualwario]

you mean in my mouth or

[helltitty]

blocked, have a horrible day

[wemmer]

job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

[what-even-is-thiss]

The stages of my hyperfixations

1. Seems cool. I’ll check it out.

2. Oh gods it’s sucking me in. No, you won’t have me!

3. It has me.

4. Downward spiral. Lasts anywhere from 1 week to 2 years

5. Decline

6. Becomes casual background interest but I still perk up like a scared cat whenever it’s mentioned and it has had its way with my personality.

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[sincerelyrobink]

Call the Midwife + Text Posts pt. 4: Turnadette

[Pt. 1: The Nuns] [Pt. 2: The Midwives] [Pt. 3: Miscellaneous]

[jachiavellian]

the sound of music (1965) // call the midwife (2013)

[deanwinchestier-archive-deactiv]

no man will ever be as attractive as aragorn during his first appearance on lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001)

[garrulus]

i nominate aragorn opening those giant doors in lord of the rings: the two towers (2002)

[dreams-of-spring]

“The gods heard my prayer, My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel”.

[bluetheon-deactivated20201025]

Littlefinger died begging on his knees, having realized the girl he’s been trying to manipulate all this time has seen right through him, cut off before he could even finish a sentence. Just let that sink in.