Brazilian words for penis ranked by how big they make the dick sound (biggest -> smallest)
1. Jiromba
2. Caralho
3. Jeba
4. Rola
5. Cacete
6. Pau
7. Pika
8. Piroca
9. Pinto
10. Pênis*
11. Bilau
12. Pirulin
13. Piu piu
*I consider pênis to be absolute phallo-neutrality, therefore it represents the median size here - making it so that there's only three words for truly small dicks in this ranking.





















