Is this me trying to get yâall to read my fic, Rewritten Hero by posting some of my fav parts?
Yes, absolutely. Tell me if it works.
âI feel like shit. Fuck, did I get hit by a bus? My body feels like I got Gojo slammed then Levi Rocked. I feel like I slept for a week and not in a good way.â
âAs you probably know, I am Detective Tsukauchi, quirk; Lie Detector, of the Musutafu Police Department. It is currently 5:46 pm on Tuesday April 26, 20XX. Iâm here because you have said some pretty unbelievable things and we just need to be sure. Do you understand what weâre doing and do you consent?â
Present Mic (Holy fuck holy fuck holy f u ck) beamed in the background, entusiactly pointing between the two of them mouthing, âMe too! Me too!â
âWas that covered in purple faux fur?â Aizawa let out a tired sigh, nodding. âHizashiâs bedazzled.â
And it wasnât even just him, Todorokiâs indifferent look gained a sharper aspect to it, sending sharp chills up people's spines, Kaminariâs usual easy going grin was replaced by a heavy frown and even Tsuyu looked on disapprovingly.
Aizawa knew he should have napped in the vents.
âSo you mean to tell me, you invaded my school without permission to harass me to give you an innocent civilian when all you had to do was check the files we had completed days ago?â If Aizawa hadnât known Nezu so well, he would have missed the sadistic glee that practically radiated from him.
âLook, Bakugou, I want to let you in on the shit that is now my life, because it could affect you, but man, you gotta fix up your attitude because I am not the one. Iâll leave your ass prancing in the dark if I have to. Yes, I know more than I let on, but itâs my choice if I want to include you. And if you want the opportunity, you gotta reevaluate yourself, because youâve done some pretty fucked up stuff.â
âAnd,â Aizawa said slowly, deliberately looking over every student's head, âif youâre going to pass notes, remember itâs not normal to look down at your crotch and smile.â
âAnd Iâm Kaminari Denki, but you can call me yours~â
EXTRAS (Chapter I havenât posted yet and dialogue ideas)
Airie resisted the urge to cover her face. Were all adults in this school annoyingly supportive? They arenât used to it and constantly feel on the verge of a stroke.
âAnyway!â Mina said, hopping between the two of them, âAirie! I didnât know you were fluent in English! That makes two people who are better at something than Bakugou!â
âYeah, yeah. You have no rights, it is required by New Squad Member Laws to answer all our questions!â Airie smirked. âWell, youâre not wrong about the no rights thing.â It took a moment for her joke to sink in, before Bakugou let out an ugly laugh around his drink, spraying it everywhere as Sero slammed his head on the table, trembling trying to hold his laughter in. The others joined in, whether it was from their joke or Bakugouâs god awful half choked cackle remained to be seen. All the while Airie sat there, looking superior.
âI may be iconic, but my anxiety is chronic.â
"I've been a doormat all my life, you can't step on someone who has a sword whip."
"Seeing as I lost my tits and now have a dick, I'm assuming I'm going to stick to genderless and male bathrooms." "Do- do you even know how to use it?" "You can't speak when you look like you still can't aim at the center of the toilet bowl."
"HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KACCHAN!!" "EH?!!?!? FUCK YOU, YOU SHITTY BITCH/MF!!" "HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY IN SECOND PLACE!!!"
"Problem child- PROBLEM CHILD. WHat WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Waves
"Don't you dare. DON'T. YOU. DARE"
Dares
*In a skirt*
"i was worried it wasn't going to fit his body type, but his waist actually a bit snatched now, and his thighs- Mina if it wasn't weird I would tell you to feel them."
"Is it weird if I feel them?"
"Yes, Kaminari"
"damn, i tried"
